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Other uses for pet boa constrictors: Light bulb remover boa.
Other uses for boa constrictors: Docking bumper boa.
Other uses for boa constrictors: weather strip boa.
"To be fair, Martha, you started it."
"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."
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"Seriously? You bought me a boa? How silly of you, Henry...no one wears those anymore!"
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Other uses for pet boa constrictors: Industrial-sized pizza roller boa.
Danger! Snake heaven.
"No, I get it. At some point, every friend I've ever had needs to take a break from me."
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Snake leaving bowling alley with bowler and ball.
A man who is having his toe pinched by a lobster dreams he is being strangled by a python.
"Well, the usual salary for a new staff member is one rat every two to three weeks, Mr. Shoodick."
'Please repeat, your last transmission was garbled.'
'Well I don't care what these placemats say. I think we're perfect for each other.'
The students of boa junior high suddenly realized that a year end field trip to the amusement park probably wasn't such a good idea
"Don't worry, Tabbey. We pythons are a natural for the Heimlich Maneuver."
'kids, please! I haven't crushed anyone to death in weeks - can't I have this moment to myself?'
'Why, you're right! His eyes are bulging!...
'He won't hurt you, he's only being friendly.'