Boasts Cartoons and Comics

When Bob stopped bragging about the economic benefits of his conestoga rickshaw.

"That's my son."

"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."

'I don't want to brag, but I have a loophole named after me.'

"Washington, New York; New York, Boston; Boston, Washington. How was your day?"

"Remember little Rosalie? She has twelve people reporting to her now."

"Yeah, our first album went vinyl."

"Wow! You weren't lying when you said you were an astronaut."

Bridgeville National Bank - Providing the correct temperature for over twenty years.

'Trust me, I've forgotten more about the law than this old fool of a judge has ever known.'

'I've read every one of them.'

"As in real life, Avery, you're only as good as your second serve."

'I'm really tired of hearing about her pious children, the angel food cake.'

Proud parent of a partner at Barnow, Littman, McKenna & Huyck.

"For God's sake, Parker, there are twenty-three of us vice-presidents in the company! Stop with this 'heartbeat away' garbage!"

"Lately, I've been channelling all my sexual energy into sex."

'My mum can play the piano by ear.'

'Sure big shot. You SAY you can cross the road, but talk is cheep...cheep,cheep.'

Yesterday, I caught one this big!

"Nobody realized I was a man to watch until it was too late."

Shark has tattoos of the divers he has eaten/attacked.

'Honestly, this one is for good posture!'

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'