Boasts Cartoons and Comics

When Bob stopped bragging about the economic benefits of his conestoga rickshaw.

"That's my son."

"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."

"Of course you get good reception, this is a cell phone tower."

'I don't want to brag, but I have a loophole named after me.'

"In a way, I AM kind of famous. But you've probably never heard of me unless you happen to travel in actuarial circles."

"Washington, New York; New York, Boston; Boston, Washington. How was your day?"

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Remember little Rosalie? She has twelve people reporting to her now."

"I put the MINT in varmint."

"Yeah, our first album went vinyl."

"I've really been into eating lately."

"There's a kind of rhythm to making money that something inside me responds to."

"Avery has total recall. He remembers every word he's ever said."

"I'm currently ranked 104,387,519th in the world."

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

"Wow! You weren't lying when you said you were an astronaut."

"I think going to law school helped my painting."

Healthcare

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"You might have seen Judy's uterus on a recent PBS special."

'Trust me, I've forgotten more about the law than this old fool of a judge has ever known.'

"Yeh, yeh, we're all emperors around here bud."