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Man raised flag of drowning women.
Tags:priorities, wrong priorities, bad priorities, boating, boater, boaters, drowning, drowning women, semaphore, flag signal, flag signals, raising the flag, sailing, sailor, sailors, useless, fast reaction, fast reactions, emergency, emergencies, red tape, following procedure, distress signal, distress signals, alternative communication, alternate communication, telegraphy, flag semaphore
'Congratulations! You have been chosen...'
'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'
'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'
'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'
A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, passenger, passengers, towing, trailer, trailers, boat, boats, yacht, yachts, ship, ships, party boat, party boats, partying, party, parties, unusual, no water, boating, boater, boaters, pleasure cruise, rural, leisure, dangerous, risky
"I'll never forget one day last July- it started right off."
'Yes, Mom, boating safety is important, however, a giant floaty is a little embarrassing.'
'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy a new boat. Now, if you excuse me, I'm going home to pass out.'
"Someday son, this will be all oars."
"I can't go on, old man - it's my damned hay fever again..."
"You're gonna need a bigger boater."
'This new guy is getting on my nerves.'
"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"
The Goldilocks Sail Emporium
"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."
Ice fisherman watching water skier go by.
"Oh my God! We're taking on water, the radio's dead and we need help. Break out the flares!"
"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"
"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"
"I suppose you think this will keep me home this summer."
Tags:boat, boats, impossible bottle, impossible bottles, impossible shop, impossible ships, impossible boat, impossible boats, shop in a bottle, boat in a bottle, ship, ships, boating, boater, boaters, sailing, sail boat, sail boats, sailor, sailors, yacht, yachts, hobby, holidays, holiday, vacation, vacations
"Take him back to the boat. He can still hold a winch handle."
Tags:boat, boats, ship, ships, sailor, sailors, sailing, accident, accidents, emt, paramedic, paramedics, boater, boaters, boating, sail boat, sail boats, captain, overworked, overwork, overworks, captains, sailing crew, sailing crews, sailing boat, sailing boats, sick day, sick days, strict, boss, bosses, overworking
Howard's flies make their break.
'Don't worry. Sponges are standard equipment to soak up tiny puddles.'
"What are you yelling at me for? You're the one at the tiller."