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Underfunded Police Dept: 'Continue to resist and I'll be forced to rub my feet on this piece of carpet and touch you.'
'They're extinct now but when I was young you'd find these everywhere...let's go to the next gallery they've got a 'bobby on the bear' and a 'postman' there.'
'Your tyres are bald.' - 'What do you want, hairy tyres?'
'Before you get upset - maybe he's selling tickets for something.'
'Consistency, Bobby, consistency!'
"Confound it! "Shoot first and ask questions later" doesn't apply to the interrogation room!"
"Does this new vest make me look fat?"
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Relax, relax, guys! No need to chase him! I've got it all on camera!
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Old Time Cop and Antique Car
"That's an old photo."
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I was a bent copper...
'I just wish he'd pound the beat somewhere else...'
"Do you have to take your work home with you?"
'Oh dear! You know your getting old when policemen look younger.'
If I'd wanted a bushel of baked beans, I would have beckoned Bobby Bigsby!.. Pickled peppers, Peter! I asked you to pick up a peck of pickled pepper!
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American cop and a British policeman.
"Went that way Officer - bold as bras, out in the street - without a hat!"
"They will pinch anything around here."
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'You're drinking TEA?! O'Grady, you're a disgrace to the uniform!'
Armed Response Unit.
'Sorry I haven't the time!'
'Mummy...what is that...?'
'Certainly Madame - it's summer time!'
'Officer, I think I'm being followed.'