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"I can't believe they convicted me without a body."
'Yeah, yeah, the floral pattern is fine. Weez just lookin' for somethin' a little wider, maybe eight, nine feet.'
An aspiring magician as well as a top notch surgeon, Dr.Curmbott always tried the old tablecloth trick after each operation.'
"Looks like she's started discovering boys."
Tags:parent, parents, parenthood, daughter, daughters, teen, teens, teenager, discovering boys, childhood development, growing up, adolescence, adolescent, puberty, body, bodies, dead body, dead bodies, murder, murdered, corpse, corpses, pun, puns, wordplay, dark humour, dark humor, black humour, black humor
"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"
Tags:subway, train, trains, metro, underground, tube, seat, seats, seat hog, seat hogs, hogging the seat, garbage bag, garbage bags, rubbish bag, rubbish bags, bag, bags, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, married life, couple, couples, marriage, marriages, bad relationship, bad relationships, dead, body, bodies, dead body, dead bodies, murder, murders, murdered, murderer, murderers, killer, killers, killed, widow, widows, stuff, wife, wives, husband, husbands
"It looks a lot like him, but he would never have worn a tag on his toe like that."
Tags:toe tag, toe tags, body label, body labels, corpse, corpses, body, bodies, identification, identifications, formal identification, formal identifications, next of kin, next-of-kin, fashion statement, fashion statements, toe-tag, toe-tags, fashions, widow, widows, murder victim, murder victims, crime victim, crime victims
"I love your body - where did you get it?"
Tags:women, woman, fashion, style, body image, beauty, physical beauty, self-esteem, body, bodies, in shape, fit, physically fit, compliment, compliments, complimenting, flattery, health, attractive, attractiveness, aesthetic, plastic surgery, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeon, cosmetic surgery, cosmetic surgeons, cosmetic surgeons, nature, natural, natural beauty
"Actually, he's not all that big, but he's really ripped."
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, god, body, bodies, body size, big, ripped, jacked, muscle, muscles, muscular, body building, body builder, body builders, fitness, in shape
"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, detective, detectives, police detective, police detectives, investigation, investigations, police investigation, police investigations, crime scene, crime scenes, forensics, playground, playgrounds, park, parks, sandbox, sandboxes, kid, kids, child, children, playing, report, reporting, calling the police, calling the cops, body, bodies, dead body, dead bodies, murder, homicide, corpse, corpses, victim, victims, buried, doing the right thing
'For $10.95 can I interest you in our deluxe wash and wax?'
'For cryin' out loud, will you get back into your body?! It's just a concussion.'
"This coffee seems a little staler every morning, Edwina!"
Tags:coffee, coffees, morning coffee, morning coffees, cup of coffee, bad, bad tastes, bad-tasting, stale, stale coffee, cup of joe, cups of joe, horror, horror film, horror films, horror movie, horror movies, slasher, slashers, slasher film, slasher films, slasher movie, slasher movies, gross, gross-out, corpse, corpses, dead body, dead bodies, body, bodies
"Why, there's nothing wrong with the old gentleman—his heart is as sound as a dollar!"
Tags:kill, kills, killing, killer, killers, sound as a dollar, coroner, coroners, medical report, medical reports, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, serial killers, corpse, corpses, body, bodies, dead body, dead bodies, unobservant, pay attention, paying attention, powers of observation, old man, old men, decompose, decomposes, decomposing
"Someone's misfiled Harrington."
Tags:filing, filed, files, filing cabinet, filing system, misfile, misfiled, offices, office politics, dead, deceased, died, body, bodies, corpse, morgue, morgues, mortuary, mortuaries, post mortem, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mafia, mafioso, mafiosos, big boss, administrative, admin, administration, administrative work
"All the body parts were locally sourced."
Tags:local, food, organic, organic food, local food, locally sourced, sustainable, sustainably sourced, locally sourced, local food movement, locavore, locavores, eating sustainably, sustainable eating, frankenstein, literature, book, books, novel, novel, horror, horror story, horror stories, film, films, movie, movies, body part, body parts, body, bodies, science, medical, medicine, modern life
'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'
Tags:egypt, egyptian, egyptians, sphinx, sphynx, lion, lions, body, bodies, sculpture, sculptures, build, builds, building, buildings, built, change, changes, changing, changed, second thought, second thoughts, switch, switches, switching, switched, pharaoh, pharaohs, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Isn't that gown cute? Those are little aortas all over it!'
'Getting warmer... warmer... hot... boiling hot...'
Tags:football, american football, footballer, footballers, head, heads, lose, loses, lost, losing, find, finds, finding, found, finder, finders, temperature, temperatures, direct, directs, directing, direction, directions, guide, guides, guiding, guided, body, bodies, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'
Tags:chicken, chickens, hen, hens, alligator, alligators, crocodile, crocodiles, basketball, basket ball, player, players, play, plays, playing, played, team, teams, deceive, deceives, deceiving, body, bodies, excuse, excuses, game, games, invite, invites, inviting, invitation, invitations, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Ergonomic for you, maybe."
Tags:ergonomic, ergonomics, ergonomic shape, ergonomic shapes, ergonomic chair, ergonomic chairs, uncomfortable, discomfort, horse, horses, chair, chairs, body shape, body shapes, odd shape, odd shapes, oddly-shaped, body, bodies, meeting, meetings, conference room, conference rooms, meeting, meetings
Forcibly removed from his home and his personal life ruptured, the appendix hitchhikes across america, searching for his purpose.
Tags:appendix, body, organ, bodies, organs, rupture, ruptured, hitchhike, hitchhikes, hitchhiker, hitchhikers, america, usa, united states, kentucky, state, states, purpose, purposes, reject, rejected, rejection, road, roads, useless, search, searching, look, looks, looking, ride, rides, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"I'm not sure. Fat compared to what?"
Tags:adam, eve, fat, fats, look, looks, body, bodies, tone, toning, comparing, comparison, reference, reference point, garden of eden, eden, genesis, bible, bibles, old testament, old testaments, book of genesis, parody, relationship, relationships, health, healthy, beauty, appearance, appearances, appear, vanity, self conscious, self-conscious
"I've decided to start groaning every time I have to move my body a little bit."
'So you morons just dumped him in the river without cataloging it?... Damn it, this is supposed to be organized crime.'