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An aspiring magician as well as a top notch surgeon, Dr.Curmbott always tried the old tablecloth trick after each operation.'
"I can't believe they convicted me without a body."
'Yeah, yeah, the floral pattern is fine. Weez just lookin' for somethin' a little wider, maybe eight, nine feet.'
"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"
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'Do I know about incontinence? No I never was good at Geography.'
"Looks like she's started discovering boys."
Tags:parent, parents, parenthood, daughter, daughters, teen, teens, teenager, discovering boys, childhood development, growing up, adolescence, adolescent, puberty, body, bodies, dead body, dead bodies, murder, murdered, corpse, corpses, pun, puns, wordplay, dark humour, dark humor, black humour, black humor
'Since I got this exercise ball, my abs have gotten into the best shape they've ever been!'
'She actually tried to donate her body to Library Science, but all they could use was her spine and appendix.'
"It looks a lot like him, but he would never have worn a tag on his toe like that."
Tags:toe tag, toe tags, body label, body labels, corpse, corpses, body, bodies, identification, identifications, formal identification, formal identifications, next of kin, next-of-kin, fashion statement, fashion statements, toe-tag, toe-tags, fashions, widow, widows, murder victim, murder victims, crime victim, crime victims
"Do these abs make me look gay?"
Tags:model, modelling, models, fit, fitness, keeping fit, staying fit, getting fit, in shape, self image, self conscious, self absorbed, conceited, vain, vanity, body, body shape, body type, fashion, fashionista, in fashion, in style, trend, trendy, trending, stylish, self esteem, self confidence, confidence, body image, coming out, image conscious
"I love your body - where did you get it?"
Tags:women, woman, fashion, style, body image, beauty, physical beauty, self-esteem, body, bodies, in shape, fit, physically fit, compliment, compliments, complimenting, flattery, health, attractive, attractiveness, aesthetic, plastic surgery, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeon, cosmetic surgery, cosmetic surgeons, cosmetic surgeons, nature, natural, natural beauty
"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."
Tags:muder, murders, murderer, murderers, body, dead body, dead bodies, moved the body, moving the body, hide the body, hiding the body, detective, detectives, investigator, investigators, di, dis, murder mystery, murder mysteries, guilt, guilty, destroy the evidence, destroying the evidence, responsible, responsibility, criminal, criminals, cover up, cover-up
"You have a wonderful body."
"Thanks for almost everything, Dad."
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"Actually, he's not all that big, but he's really ripped."
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, god, body, bodies, body size, big, ripped, jacked, muscle, muscles, muscular, body building, body builder, body builders, fitness, in shape
"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."
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Deluded pear thinks she has a slim body shape.
'For $10.95 can I interest you in our deluxe wash and wax?'
'For cryin' out loud, will you get back into your body?! It's just a concussion.'
Blow up muscles.
Tags:body builder, body build, body building, body, fitness, fit, fitter, muscle, muscles, muscly, weight, weights, lifting weights, dumbbells, dumbbell, weightlifting, weight lifting, working out, work out, works out, gym, gymnasium, inflate, inflated, inflates, inflating, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"While you've been out tormenting your bodies, I've been enjoying an active and satisfying gastric life."
Tags:health, fitness, exercise, exercising, torment, tormenting, healthy, unhealthy, food, heath food, healthy food, eating healthy, healthy eating, diet, diets, healthy diet, eating habits, obese, fat, overweight, overeating, obesity, obesity crisis, gastric, gluttony, glutton, gluttons, body, body, body shape, active, satisfying, satisfaction, gastric, stomach, chubby, beer belly, beer bellies, in-shape, out-of-shape, happy, happiness, life, lifestyle, lifestyles, modern life
"This coffee seems a little staler every morning, Edwina!"
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"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."
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"Why, there's nothing wrong with the old gentleman—his heart is as sound as a dollar!"
Tags:kill, kills, killing, killer, killers, sound as a dollar, coroner, coroners, medical report, medical reports, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, serial killers, corpse, corpses, body, bodies, dead body, dead bodies, unobservant, pay attention, paying attention, powers of observation, old man, old men, decompose, decomposes, decomposing