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Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.
'Cured? Well, I'll know more once the stitches are removed and the swelling goes down. But I'm fairly certain we've at least improved your defective golf swing.'
"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."
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'You're looking well.'
'It was a power struggle but I won!'
"They're to remind me to change your bandages."
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'Well I'M willing to put this unfortunate incident behind us.'
'Well, I guess window washing is not my chosen career!'
"It looks like the internal bleeding should - I'm sorry. It's taking everything in my power not to tickle you right now."
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"Want to hear your horoscope today? It's a hoot!"
'You're not making it any easier for either one of us.'
"What's that, Eddie? You want to give thumbs up and laugh emoji to my hot take on the news?"
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'So we meet again...'
"Good news! I sold the movie rights to your accident for 50 Grand!"
"You okay, Steve? Your eyes are a little glassy."
'So, you gonna take your medicine or do I have to play hardball?'
'... And when I came down with the rebound, I heard something snap like a twig. How bad is it?'
'We're doomed. His knee is torn to shreds, we have no backup, quarterback and... wait! Look! It's Ligament Man!'
'Don't get any ideas, mister -- I recognize that look in your eye!'
Man in hospital watching television in his cast.
"The doctor says it's okay...As long as you're very careful."
"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."
'I'm not going to lie, it's bad. . . It's going to be months before he can text again.'
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