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Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.
'Cured? Well, I'll know more once the stitches are removed and the swelling goes down. But I'm fairly certain we've at least improved your defective golf swing.'
'You're looking well.'
'It was a power struggle but I won!'
"They're to remind me to change your bandages."
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'Well I'M willing to put this unfortunate incident behind us.'
'Well, I guess window washing is not my chosen career!'
'You're not making it any easier for either one of us.'
"What's that, Eddie? You want to give thumbs up and laugh emoji to my hot take on the news?"
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'So we meet again...'
"Good news! I sold the movie rights to your accident for 50 Grand!"
'... And when I came down with the rebound, I heard something snap like a twig. How bad is it?'
'We're doomed. His knee is torn to shreds, we have no backup, quarterback and... wait! Look! It's Ligament Man!'
'So, you gonna take your medicine or do I have to play hardball?'
'Don't get any ideas, mister -- I recognize that look in your eye!'
Man in hospital watching television in his cast.
"The doctor says it's okay...As long as you're very careful."
"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."
Please Don't Ask...
'I'm not going to lie, it's bad. . . It's going to be months before he can text again.'
"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."
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"Remember, don't operate heavy equipment or farm machinery while on this medication."
'Would it kill you to ask me how I'm doing?'
"Hi, I'm your physiotherapist. We'll have you back on the dance floor in no time...providing that someone creates a dance where you only have to move your eyelids."