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'OK, Mr. Nurtz. Time to get you prepped for surgery.'
Employees must wear hair nets.
Health and safety at work.
"And me without my bear spray!"
"Are the Hairless bods historically accurate?"
'Just when I thought menopause couldn't get any worse, my husband shaves off his mustache. Now, I'm the only one in the house with one.'
Where bikini wax comes from.
"I'm waxing my armpits, do you like it?"
"....Maybe you just haven't hit puberty yet."
'Like the Brazilian?'
'I think you could be onto something.'
"We need to revise our 'dress down Friday' policy."
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"I decided to spend the money and have my legs waxed."
"And up ahead - that's puberty."
"Janet would like to join us for 'No Shave November'."
"I shaved my chest, in case you think that's sexy."
Body Hair Club For Men
Ten Plagues for Today's Seder
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"You haven't lost hair, hon. You've just reassigned it."
"There comes a point in a man's life when he just has to stop and say, 'O.K., I have hair on my back.'"
Hair restorer/Hair remover.
'Can I send this back? Somehow a hair got in my soup.'
The statue of puberty.
'Well, Dear, the doctor did say there could be side effects to those pills!'
'I thought it was confetti too, until I saw Mom shaving Dad's back on the patio.'