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'OK, Mr. Nurtz. Time to get you prepped for surgery.'
Employees must wear hair nets.
Health and safety at work.
"And me without my bear spray!"
"Are the Hairless bods historically accurate?"
'Just when I thought menopause couldn't get any worse, my husband shaves off his mustache. Now, I'm the only one in the house with one.'
Where bikini wax comes from.
"....Maybe you just haven't hit puberty yet."
'I think you could be onto something.'
'Like the Brazilian?'
"We need to revise our 'dress down Friday' policy."
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"I decided to spend the money and have my legs waxed."
"Janet would like to join us for 'No Shave November'."
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Ten Plagues for Today's Seder
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"You haven't lost hair, hon. You've just reassigned it."
"There comes a point in a man's life when he just has to stop and say, 'O.K., I have hair on my back.'"
Hair restorer/Hair remover.
'Can I send this back? Somehow a hair got in my soup.'
The statue of puberty.
'Well, Dear, the doctor did say there could be side effects to those pills!'
'I thought it was confetti too, until I saw Mom shaving Dad's back on the patio.'
"Tattooing your resume on your back is a little odd, but what bothers me is that I'm unable to read it due to all the hair."
"Did you wax your chest or did someone at the office have to use the AED on you again?"
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Always knock. The secrets of male grooming are best kept that way.