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'I'm afraid you're a jerk, Mr. Weatherby.'
Why do I need a CAT scan? I just had a whole body scan at the airport.
'Of course, a full-body scan can be done more cheaply if you go through airport security.'
A TSA checkpoint at a school bus stop
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Revealing Airport Security
Tags:airport, airports, airport security, airport security guard, airport security guards, security guard, security guards, x ray, x ray machine, x ray machines, x-ray, x-ray machine, x-ray machines, body scan, full body scan, body scans, full body scans, scanner, scanners, embarrassment, embarrassed, humiliation, humiliated, public humiliation, publicly humiliated, teddy bear, teddy bears, air travel, plane travel, flying, passenger, passengers
'So much for transparency!'
'The MRI machine won't degrade my tattoos, will it?'
Man outside airport sells images of passengers' body scans on t-shirts.
'It's probably nothing, but to be sure, let's get an airport security body scan.'
'We have our own screening process for lawyers...'
Computer tomography four legs
'The good news is THIS TIME he's coming out the other side!'
TSA Island: 'Sure I guess I feel a bit safer.'
'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'
'You're suffering for Airport Security Lag.'
'Can you help me find my keys?'
'You're a decent chap, Holdsworth.'
New arrivals in heaven undergo body scan
'Quick, stop him!'
'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'
'There's that Patowski kid... I hear those hands got him recruited straight out of high school!'
Tags:tsa, transportation security administration, body scan, body scans, scanner, scanners, body search, body searches, homeland security, recruitment, recruiting, sports scholarship, sports scholarships, security guard, security guards, pat down, pat downs, patdown, patdowns, security agent, security agents
'Will this be another full-body scam?'
'Watch this. Before he joined the TSA he was a proctologist turned lawyer...'