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"You've got to hand it to Johnson...if anyone has undeclared assets he's the man to find them!"
"Look I don't mind a bit of petty pilfering, but I draw the line when the entire stationary cupboard goes missing..."
'We have our own screening process for lawyers...'
TSA Advanced Search
Martha Stewart is subjected to a body cavity search.
"...you frisk him!"
'Damnit! I demand a body cavity search!'
'I was thinking dinner, drinks, an airport security 'pat down' and then call it a night.'
More intense body search at airport checkpoints.
Grandma doesn't like going over the hill and through the TSA woods to children's home.
'There's that Patowski kid... I hear those hands got him recruited straight out of high school!'
'Watch this. Before he joined the TSA he was a proctologist turned lawyer...'