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"Thanks for almost everything, Dad."
Tags:buttocks, butt, gene, genes, inherit, inherits, inheritance, bum, bums, thanks, thank you, thank yous, father, fathers, dad, dads, son, sons, callipygian, grateful, gratitude, body, body shape, body shapes, body dysmorphia, body dysmorphic disorder, bdd, self-conscious, self-consciousness, problem area, problem areas, carry weight, carrying weight, weight
Deluded pear thinks she has a slim body shape.
All Body Shapes Are Beautiful!
"Does this dress make my ass stick out?"
Tags:pannier, panniers, side hoop, side hoops, side-hoop, side-hoops, dress, dresses, fashion sense, fashion statement, fashion statements, historical fashion, historical fashions, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, self esteem, self esteems, self-esteem, self-esteems, reflection, reflections, body shape, body-shape, body shapes, body-shapes, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life
"Ergonomic for you, maybe."
Tags:ergonomic, ergonomics, ergonomic shape, ergonomic shapes, ergonomic chair, ergonomic chairs, uncomfortable, discomfort, horse, horses, chair, chairs, body shape, body shapes, odd shape, odd shapes, oddly-shaped, body, bodies, meeting, meetings, conference room, conference rooms, meeting, meetings
"No one designs for cat bodies."
Tags:cat, cats, shopping, shopper, shoppers, womens clothes, womens clothing, women's clothes, women's clothing, fashion, clothes shop, clothes shops, clothes store, clothes stores, body type, body types, body shape, body shapes, body positivity, unfairs, discriminate, discriminating, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers
Signs that colas are making you fat. . .
'I only seem to get fat in some places.'
Tags:diet, diets, dieter, dieters, dietician, dieticians, nutritionist, nutritionists, weight, weights, weight gain, weight-gain, obese, obesity, overweight, weight loss, body shape, body shapes, fat, fatness, fatty, female shape, feminine shape, feminine shapes, figure, figures, curvy figure, curvy figures, curve, curves
"You're tough to shop for."
Tags:shop, shops, shopping, present, presents, gift, gifts, birthday, birthdays, octopus, octopuses, octopi, cephalopod, cephalopods, picky, pickiness, choosy, christmas, partner, partners, spouse, spouses, clothing, body shape, body shapes, unusual, shop, shops, shopping, holiday shopping, holidays
"I used to hav an hourglass figure. Lately it seems like all the sand has shifted to the bottom."
"Buy them - and never look back."
'I'm not overweight I'm under height.'
"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."
'Some have abs of steel, I have fat of steel!'
"No, I haven't been working out. Instead of getting my fat body in shape, I just went online and downloaded a new body off the Internet."
Tags:exercise, exercises, exercising, body shape, body shapes, fitness, workout, workouts, work-out, work-outs, download, downloads, online, internet, working out, gym, gyms, healthy lifestyle, healthy lifestyles, active lifestyle, active lifestyles, bodybuilder, bodybuilders, bodybuilding, muscle, muscles
Before Diet/After Diet
Tags:diet, diets, dieter, dieters, dieting, weight loss, weight-loss, diet plan, diet plans, healthy living, weight-loss plan, expectation, expectations, high expectation, high expectations, disappointment, disappointments, disappointed, losing weight, skinny, fantasy, body image, body confidence, self esteem, unrealistic, unrealistic expectations, self-esteem, social pressure, dietitian, dietitians, nutritionist, nutritionists, body shape, body shapes, curve, curves
Famished jeans: Because sometimes skinny jeans just cover too much.
When Dachshunds dream.
"You call that complementary!?!"
Tags:gym, gyms, workout, workouts, work-out, work-outs, work out, work outs, personal trainer, personal trainers, personal training, body analysis, fitness plan, fitness plans, exercise plan, exercise plans, compliment, compliments, complimentary, freebie, freebies, body shape, body shapes, obese, obesity, fat, fatness, weight problem, weight problems
"I do stay in shape. This is the shape I stay in!"
'I seem to have lost the body I had before I had children.'
'My memory isn't what it used to be either. In fact, I can't remember when I went from 'Young Misses' to the 'All Shapes & Sizes' department.'
'My wife here has the body of a twenty year old. . . Also the brain of a thirty-nine year old, legs of a twenty-four year old. . .
Twisted Peel finds his memory foam mattress slightly uncomfortable.