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"That's the same old thirty pounds that's been coming and going for as long as I've known her."
'Actually, according to your height, you're at your ideal body weight.'
"I love cheeseburgers more than I hate being fat."
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"Whatever doesn't kill me makes me gain weight."
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A gravestone with an epitaph that reads "Here lies Helayne Spinak - 103 pounds, go prove it."
"I love the way you use your bulk."
"Forget exercise—find another pear to love you."
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"My weight in nectar, on the rocks."
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"You're not getting through the eye of a needle with that ass."
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"So ants can lift twenty times their body weight. Big deal. Who can't?"
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Closing a Suitcase
'So there I was carrying over 100 times my body weight... you know what that's like, right... when you can carry over 100 times your own body weight?'
'I stopped using that conditioner that adds more body and I still weigh the same.'
'I've joined a gym: I can now carry over sixty times my body weight...'
"My body was a temple, now it's the Acropolis."
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'I used to be able to carry up to fifty times my body weight, but now, for some reason, it's down to ten times...'
Please seat to be weighted.
Man on scale to doctor: 'Remember to take into consideration the weight of my navel lint.'