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"Your mommy, Caitlin, is a hired gun."
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"The road ahead is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."
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"That's Kevin, my security-guy."
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"Operation Controlled Crying, Day 730."
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"Before you come up, dear, don't forget to secure the perimeter."
"Your first summit?"
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"I was about your age when I, too, started having security concerns."
Santa's Snowmen Bodyguards
"I've got a lot of insecurities. It's not that bad except for the insecurity guards. They're costing me a small fortune."
"Have a nice Administration!"
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"I say we move on to dessert."
"Remember, Mr. President. It's your anniversary today. Don't forget to pick up some flowers for the, first nag."
Birthday. Belated Birthday. Miss you. Diplomatic apology.
'Bodyguard? What a quaint expression. I'll have you know that Stevens is my bitch!'
'We play in the cat protection league.'
"Don't worry, sir - we've got all possible entrances covered!"
Restraining orders from the stars.
Father Christmas with bodyguards.
'Let me introduce you to James, our data steward, Bill, our data custodian, and 'Moose,' our data bodyguard.'
"Oh, this Clyde. He's my anti-bullying campaign."
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'It's just a laser pointer, Mr. President. It's not a little mouse. Don't let people distract you with these things...Mr. President?..Hello!?'
'He's telling you the truth, he doesn't have his lunch money today. He invested it in my services.'
'To protect their investments, many baseball owners are hiring bodyguards for their players.'
"I can't carry this much cash for premiums without bringing security."