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"My weight in nectar, on the rocks."
'So there I was carrying over 100 times my body weight... you know what that's like, right... when you can carry over 100 times your own body weight?'
"Diet, exercise, drugs, surgery - if all these fail you should get your husband to build you an Ames room."
"I'm suing my scales manufacturer for slander!"