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'It was the only white thing I had.'
'Thanks... I'm all for the paperless office - but I draw the line at the paperless toilet...'
A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.
The Unreachable Toilet Roll
'What did we do to deserve this...Miraculous bounty of free toilet paper!!!'
'I lost my roll, but you wouldn't believe the crappy exercise I had to go through.'
"They say we're going to become a paperless society! But that's one place I don't want to find without paper!"
'Never, Ever...use a restroom without checking the toilet paper first.'
'Uh-oh. Almost out of carpet.'
"I know it helps the budget, dear, but next time let's not get the Ultra King-Size Jumbo roll."
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"Watch your step, it's a sure sign bears are around."
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'Did your kid enjoy his swimming lessons?'
Toilet roll is stream of social media blatherings
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'Ok, Ok, Tommy! I believe you now!'
Emergency in space.
'Well you'll be late for school again, Jimmy... and for the last time that is not toilet paper!'
'I don't want to talk about my day.'
Society goes paperless with consequences.
'I don't have any tissues.' - 'Toilet paper?' - 'Well, yes, upstairs in the bathroom.' - 'Oh, right. Kitchen roll?' - 'No, we've run out.' - 'I tell you what... just give me that utility bill.'
'My new staff provides all the comforts of home!'
WE GOT YOUR TOILET PAPER
King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.
'Industrial toilet accessories: Steel wool toilet paper.'