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'Fresh Boogers U-Pick.'
"The work of a lifetime, made of booger."
Hole in forty-seven.
'Finger' Teacher teaching Class of Noses, saying 'Pick me!'
'You're supposed to sneeze on your own elbow.'
"If I can count your boogers the selfie is too close."
Brain surgery sneeze - 'Gesundheit...!'
Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.
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'Alright! We'll get a steam iron.'
Pick your own.
"Is it me or does this taste like boogers?"
"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."
'Been picking your nose again, Tom?'
"I finally broke Joe of his excessive nose picking."
Though closely related to the Boogie man, kids never got too worried about a visit from the Booger man.
"I don't get it, Mr. Johnson... the customers just aren't trying the stuff!"
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'Okay who wants to be next?' / 'MEEEE! Pick me! Pick me!' (a hand talking to some noses)
Plastic Surgeon - Pick your nose here.
'It looks like I'm finally going to break 70.. this is my 69th club I've broken.'
'I don't have any tissues.' - 'Toilet paper?' - 'Well, yes, upstairs in the bathroom.' - 'Oh, right. Kitchen roll?' - 'No, we've run out.' - 'I tell you what... just give me that utility bill.'
No one dared move while Ernie looked for a place to wipe his booger.
Biker: 'Gesundheit!' a female pillion passenger messes up the inside of her helmet from her sneeze
Giggling during the debate didn't cost you the election. The mile coming out of your nose cost you the election.