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"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."
"The first British Open at Stonehenge."
"Leeches don't bother me—I'm a lawyer."
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"The thing you have to know about quicksand is the faster you shake the shaker the faster you sink,"
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"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."
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Luxury Lavatories - The Home of Qualitative Easing
'Dang! You still in there? I woulda tho't you woulda got y'self out by now. Will let me know if you need any help with anythin'...'
Hand drying method for kids.
Suggestions box in a toilet.
Bog of depression.
'He heard a voice saying: 'If you build it they will come'. '
'Throw me the thing! That thing with leaves that hangs from the trees! You know! The Tarzan swing thing!'
'And this is where we do our business.'
The suggestion box.
Danger - Slow Sand.
'...I've known quicker quick-sands...'
What Is This Crap?
What Is This Crap?
Ballet lessons in the swamp are a drag.
Casting in the swamp.