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"How come when men cook outdoors it's 'barbecuing,' but when women do it it's 'witchcraft'?"
"I'm afraid you have only three minutes to live."
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American Heatwave: 'Hard-boiled again, Martha?'
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"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"
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'We must be the meatballs.'
"Ding ding ding ding!" It was the egg timer. The wall, the fall, the king's horses, the king's men - it was all only a dream!
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"I've been poached!"
'Phew! I've cooled down a bit now, but for a while there it felt like everything was boiling up inside me and I might just crack under the strain!'
EGGZIT - The Egg World's version of 'EXIT'
'You will have my dead body but not my obedience.'
'Oh, thank god, a hot tub... My back is literally killing me.'
A corollary to a watched pot never boils is that the pot will boil as soon as you realize you're out of tea.
Congressional Cafeteria, Today's Special: Boiled Frogs.
'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'
'I hope you have come here to give us a taste of religion.'
'These hot springs are great: I really do prefer food that's been washed in hot water...'
'It's about to hatch... go boil some water.'
'I don't understand it. I boiled the steak for 20 minutes!'
"Come now, Gracie! Squash is a great vegetable...it can be fried, sliced, baked, steamed or boiled...before you refuse to eat it."
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Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall. Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it. Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork.
Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,
'Sorry, old chap.'
'Care to discuss a merger?'
Whistling tea kettle.