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"How come when men cook outdoors it's 'barbecuing,' but when women do it it's 'witchcraft'?"
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"I'm afraid you have only three minutes to live."
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American Heatwave: 'Hard-boiled again, Martha?'
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"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"
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'We must be the meatballs.'
'Phew! I've cooled down a bit now, but for a while there it felt like everything was boiling up inside me and I might just crack under the strain!'
EGGZIT - The Egg World's version of 'EXIT'
'You will have my dead body but not my obedience.'
'Oh, thank god, a hot tub... My back is literally killing me.'
A corollary to a watched pot never boils is that the pot will boil as soon as you realize you're out of tea.
Congressional Cafeteria, Today's Special: Boiled Frogs.
'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'
'I hope you have come here to give us a taste of religion.'
'These hot springs are great: I really do prefer food that's been washed in hot water...'
'It's about to hatch... go boil some water.'
'I don't understand it. I boiled the steak for 20 minutes!'
"Come now, Gracie! Squash is a great vegetable...it can be fried, sliced, baked, steamed or boiled...before you refuse to eat it."
Tags:baldo, squash, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy eater, fussy eaters, fussy, picky, choosy, vegetable, vegetables, food, foods, preparation, preparations, prepare, prepares, meat lover, meat lovers, carnivore, carnivores, carnivorous, boil, boils, boiled, bake, bakes, baked, picky child, pick children
Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall. Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it. Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork.
Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,
'Sorry, old chap.'
'Care to discuss a merger?'
Whistling tea kettle.
'He was a tough, hard boiled character.'
"How about boiled? You want boiled vegetables? We ran out of steam."