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"I'm afraid you have only three minutes to live."
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"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"
'You should know I like sales presentations the way I like my soft boiled eggs: three minutes and you're done.'
"Man, we're really in some hot water now!"
'Now do you believe me?'
'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'
'Phew! I've cooled down a bit now, but for a while there it felt like everything was boiling up inside me and I might just crack under the strain!'
EGGZIT - The Egg World's version of 'EXIT'
No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.
"How do you want your egg?"
Step 1: Cook before dyeing.
"I want them to lay boiled eggs."
Benedict puts his stress management course to its ultimate test. 'I won't crack, I won't crack...'
"Don't blame me, you asked for a soft boiled egg."
'It's no use drumming your fingers - you're only getting a boiled egg.'
'Only two soldiers each since the military spending review.'
"Here are Monsieur Limace, our sommelier, Monsiere Juron, chef de Cuisine and Mr Kruigshenk, specialist for the beheading of breakfast eggs."
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'He's whooping it up again.'
'If only making the perfect soft-boiled egg was as easy in practice as in theory.'
Chef chases after a runaway egg.
"You asked for runny!"
'I didn't use a plate because my soldiers are underequipped.'