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"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"
"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."
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'You should know I like sales presentations the way I like my soft boiled eggs: three minutes and you're done.'
"Man, we're really in some hot water now!"
'Now do you believe me?'
'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'
'Phew! I've cooled down a bit now, but for a while there it felt like everything was boiling up inside me and I might just crack under the strain!'
EGGZIT - The Egg World's version of 'EXIT'
No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.
"How do you want your egg?"
Step 1: Cook before dyeing.
"I want them to lay boiled eggs."
"Don't blame me, you asked for a soft boiled egg."
'It's no use drumming your fingers - you're only getting a boiled egg.'
"Here are Monsieur Limace, our sommelier, Monsiere Juron, chef de Cuisine and Mr Kruigshenk, specialist for the beheading of breakfast eggs."
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'Only two soldiers each since the military spending review.'
'If only making the perfect soft-boiled egg was as easy in practice as in theory.'
"You asked for runny!"
'I didn't use a plate because my soldiers are underequipped.'
'Oh my goodness Humpty, you've been in there for ten minutes... you'll be hard boiled!'
'I told you this Mr. Dumpty wasn't hard boiled enough for the job.'