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'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'
'Here's the problem,the pilot light went out.'
"Would you prefer me to hover over you silently or awkwardly try to make small talk?"
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'I hope you're not thinking of smoking that filthy thing in here!'
Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature
'Oy! You can't smoke that filthy thing in here!'
"Lady, what's going on down there is an affront to the very idea of boilers."
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'Will this take long? I've got a leaky boiler in Weybridge at three...'
'Dang it! I've been cleaning myself too long and now I'm out of hot water!'
'We've had a call about a faulty pilot light.'
Heating for an igloo.
"And where does this one go to...?" "Teasmade."
"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"
'Could you stop off at No. 25 - my gas boiler's gone out?'
Suggestion # 23 for hiring a heating repairman: Don't hire one who really enjoys the cold.
Unable to fix the hot water heater, the maintenance man relabeled the faucets, 'Cold' and 'Freezing.'
High utility bills.
'Hey! It's winter! Either stay in or go out!'
'At least we'll be eligible for the government's boiler scrappage scheme!'
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"Yep! - Your boiler's definitely on the blink..."
"You know that's a waste of time, just chuck it on the fire to keep us warm."