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"Do all dance battles end like that?"
"Let's see how these terrorists deal with the minor annoyance of free, unsolicited U2 music."
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"Incidentally, I'm ordering all this fertilizer for peaceful purposes."
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"Darn - missed! I wish I had one of those space-based lasers."
Los Alamos Hard Drives
"Ah, J.T.—just the man I was looking for."
'Put that light out!'
Guests Bring a Bomb to Dinner
When the President's adviser makes a mistake.
"Terrorists continue to try to smuggle bombs on planes in their underwear. . . we are now requiring all passengers to fly commando."
"Where did we go wrong, Mother? Where did we go wrong?"
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"I'll abandon my medium-and shorter-range missiles if you'll abandon yours."
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For 43 years, Hank had successfully stuffed every feeling he'd ever had, until,of course, the morning when Fred asked if he could borrow a paper clip.
"I just said, 'Open Sesame', and there they were."
'Cut the blue wire!'
'These new nuclear pesticides are four times more effective than chemicals, plus they're darned fun to watch!'
"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."
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Top-Secret Weapon #793-B
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'A little higher Dinkleman.'
"In his spare time, Milton dabbles in foreign policy."
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"This Just In."
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Mouse Trap Defuse
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