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Red Wire of Black Wire?
"Stand back! It could go off at any time!"
'Och! Cut the red wire. What's the worst that can happen?'
Marionette Bomb Squad
'We'll do the trim tomorrow, and we can diffuse that bomb if you want.'
Bomb Disposal Expert.
'I'm bored, what can I do?' 'Go and play with your Junior Bomb Disposal kit.'
'Great idea for an IED sweep Wilkins - a pair of stilts and a parachute.'
Working With Gloves On (Afghanistan).
'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'
'I 'ad that bomb disposal squad in the back of my cab the other day.'
'No dear,Daddy WAS an explosives expert...'
"Thank God no-one was injured Sir. The device was home-made and from analysis of the blast radius....Looks like they used fertilizer!"
"...And then in the numbers in the column don't add up correctly, I have to start all over again. It really is quite a stressful job."
"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."
"It was later agreed that the use of party poppers to celebrate the completion of Captain Myer's fiftieth job had not been a good idea."