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Bug bomb squad.
Red Wire of Black Wire?
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'It's your wife, she wants you to pick up some milk on your way home.'
'The Army is sending someone out next Tuesday.'
"He did it!"
Marionette Bomb Squad
'Private! I said to search for IEDs!'
'The advantage of a bomb sniffing cat? If he sets one off, he still has at least 8 more assignments in him.'
'The instructions to dismantle the bomb were handwritten by a physicians. We're doomed!'
"I said we needed the services of a BOMB sniffing dog!"
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'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'
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Things escalated quickly during my vasectomy.
'Stand back folks! It could go off at any time!'
'I suggest we back away slowly and dig another tunnel: This is an unexploded ordnance...'
'There had to be an easier way to open your money box, Graham!'
Three wise men being stopped by customs.
'Do you really think we've been put on earth to sniff bombs and drugs?'
Dirty Bomb Squad.
"Thank God no-one was injured Sir. The device was home-made and from analysis of the blast radius....Looks like they used fertilizer!"
"...And then in the numbers in the column don't add up correctly, I have to start all over again. It really is quite a stressful job."
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"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."
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"It was later agreed that the use of party poppers to celebrate the completion of Captain Myer's fiftieth job had not been a good idea."