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"Do all dance battles end like that?"
"Incidentally, I'm ordering all this fertilizer for peaceful purposes."
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"Let's see how these terrorists deal with the minor annoyance of free, unsolicited U2 music."
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"Darn - missed! I wish I had one of those space-based lasers."
Los Alamos Hard Drives
"Ah, J.T.—just the man I was looking for."
'Put that light out!'
Guests Bring a Bomb to Dinner
When the President's adviser makes a mistake.
"Terrorists continue to try to smuggle bombs on planes in their underwear. . . we are now requiring all passengers to fly commando."
"Where did we go wrong, Mother? Where did we go wrong?"
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For 43 years, Hank had successfully stuffed every feeling he'd ever had, until,of course, the morning when Fred asked if he could borrow a paper clip.
"I'll abandon my medium-and shorter-range missiles if you'll abandon yours."
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"I just said, 'Open Sesame', and there they were."
'These new nuclear pesticides are four times more effective than chemicals, plus they're darned fun to watch!'
'Cut the blue wire!'
"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."
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Top-Secret Weapon #793-B
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'A little higher Dinkleman.'
"In his spare time, Milton dabbles in foreign policy."
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Mouse Trap Defuse
"This Just In."
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"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"
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