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An executioner practices beheading with his son on a tee-ball.
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"It is unwise to have ones assets evenly divided among stocks, bonds and lottery tickets."
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'It's his only form of exercise these days...chasing yield.'
"We're really bonding now, aren't we, Dad?"
Tags:bond, bonds, family bond, family bonds, father-son activity, father-son activities, father, fathers, dad, dads, son, sons, canoe, canoes, canoeing, rafting, raft, rafts, white water, whitewater, waterfall, waterfalls, rowboat, rowboats, rowing, bonding time, danger, dangers, dangerous, extreme sport, extreme sports
"The little pig with the portfolio of straw and the little pig with the portfolio of sticks were swallowed up, but the little pig with the portfolio of bricks withstood the dip in the market."
Tags:three little pigs, children's story, children's stories, portfolio, portfolios, stock market, stocks, diversified, market dip, market dips, recession, recessions, childrens story, childrens stories, savings, savings account, savings accounts, bonds, stocks and bonds, retirement savings, fable, fables
"The bank accepted bones in the eighties. We don't accept bones anymore."
Tags:dog, dogs, bone, bones, bond, bonds, bond market, the bond market, banks, bank, banker, bankers, finance, financial sector, the financial sector, banking, premium bond, premium bonds, refuse, refusal, refused, refusals, out dated, out of date, junk bond, junk bonds, bank teller, bank tellers, savings and loans, s & l, savings and loans crisis
'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'
"For the last time—Daddy doesn't do sports."
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Born to raise interest rates.
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'I have mostly conservative investments in my retirement portfolio, plus a few riskier, short-term performers tossed in as a hedge against inflation.'
'Ms. Jones, bring me everything we have on reading between the lines of an IPO filing.'
'The hunting and gathering has worked for you, but as you get older, it;s time to switch to dividend-yielding bonds.'
Last Emerging Market for 1000 Miles.
Welcome to 'Should've, Would've, Could've', the investment hindsight show.
'Just this once, but I want a piece of the action.'
'Relax. I've come for your high yield 30 year Treasury bonds. They're about to expire.'
'It's not a Ponzi scheme. It's a Ponzi FUND.'
'One look at you and I thought 'footsie world stock fund.''
The Tooth Accountant
Tags:tooth fairy, tooth fairies, accountant, accountants, accounting, accounting firms, bitcoin, bitcoins, mutual fund, mutual funds, investment, investments, investor, investors, hedge fund, hedge funds, stockbroker, stockbrokers, broker, brokers, portfolio, stock market, stocks and bonds, stock, stocks, bond, bonds, negotiate, negotiating, negotiator, negotiators, long-term, long-term thinking, long-term thought, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial adviser, financial advisers
"We have half your money in bonds and annuities, the other half under an oak tree in the Caymans."
Tags:financial advisor, financial advisors, pirate, pirates, pirate captain, pirate captains, bonds, annuity, annuities, tax avoidance, tax evasion, tax dodging, tax avoider, tax avoiders, tax dodger, tax dodgers, tax evader, tax evaders, offshore account, offshore accounts, offshore bank account, offshore bank accounts, offshore banking, tax haven, tax havens
'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'
'My attorney will explain why calling it a 'bear market' makes me a victim of profiling.'
Berlitz's Learn To Speak Adult
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'Was it Nietzsche who said, whatever doesn't kill your portfolio makes it stronger?'
'I'm too tired to hear the whole story. Who wins, the bear or the bull?'