Bone Idle Cartoons and Comics

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

"I wish my father was alive to see how lazy I could really be."

'Those, my friend, are lug nuts. You know how allergic I am to nuts.'

'Beautiful day out there, folks. Don't miss it. Complete coverage, coming up next.'

Male office worker with 'out of order' sign attached to him.

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Desk trays - 'In' and 'It's not my job'.

'I feel like I should be getting paid just as much as the rest of the people who do nothing around here!'

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

Man wearing t-shirt - 'Apathetic but don't care'.

One sloth to another sloth: 'I don't know what's wrong with me today. I just feel so alert and full of energy.'

Would you throw this away for me?

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'I wondered when you were going to clean the refrigerator.'

'He's in training for the Olympics'

'This has been his most productive day ever. I almost hate to wake him.'

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

'Here comes the boss. Quick, look busy!'

Excuses to not go to work - 'Dial An Excuse'

'Nonsense dear, what do we want with a taxi? The walk will do us good.'

'All of our operators are busy at the moment, please hold the line.'

'Oh, yes, he's got a job alright, a job to get off that sofa, a job to stay awake, a job to...'

Sign by water cooler - 'Do not linger: Hazardous to your job!'

Couch potato wearing a sweatshirt.