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"Have you decided what household object you're hiding under this July 4th?"
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'Really, I'm not scared of fireworks, but I use them as an excuse to run away for a few hours...'
'I foresee a long, smoldering future together for us Miss Wheel, or may I call you Catherine?'
Beware of unexploded fireworks when burning rubbish.
Mother says to son on Bonfire Night: 'Of course, we won't actually be burning the Guy because of the carbon emissions.'
'Planning a night to remember? Looks like it's going to go with a bang!'
'Okay, son, when I yell 'Now!' light the fuse and we'll watch this baby blast off!'
'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'
"What are those fireworks? It's not the 4th of July?" "Jim bought a new phone."
'Fireworks? Seriously? Your father is going to have something to say about it when you blow up the dog.'
Gigantic Firework Display
'We haven't used that part of the garden in years. You should never return to a lit firework.'
'Personally I think Kevin should have the tooth pulled at the Dentist.'
"What do you reckon - Diwali, Bonfire Night or ISIS?"
"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"
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Two men run away from exploding fireworks
'Come on gentlemen dressed like this we ought to make some kind of plot!'
'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'
'He always said he loved fireworks but I didn't think he would take it this far.'
'I would have to give this year's display a higher 'oohs! & aahs!' rating than last year's.'
Fireworks party and nuclear mushroom cloud in background.
Tags:fireworks, firework display, firework displays, bonfire night, november 5th, 5th of november, looming war, looming nuclear war, war, nuclear, armageddon, russia, cold war, arms race, arms races, cold wars, bonfire, fourth of july, july 4th, independence day, looming catastrophe, looming catastrophes, danger, dangers, catastrophe, catastrophes
'O.K. One box of sparklers... for that I'll need your birth certificate, passport, national insurance no., driving licence, blood group and shoe size.'
"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"
"It's mostly the noise I don't like in fireworks displays, but with good earmuffs, I'll be right tonight..."
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog behaviour, dog behavior, canine behaviour, canine behavior, earmuff, earmuffs, phobia, phobias, fear, fears, dog owner, dog owners, fireworks, firework, firework display, firework displays, guy fawkes night, bonfire night, bonfire nights
'Top floor, please.'