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"We're simplifying our lives."
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Fireworks Then/Fireworks Now
"I've got a bad feeling about this."
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"When we left off last night, we were on page 15 of the National Intelligence Estimate. "
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"Let's try real hard this year to sell old Jumbo!"
'Here in Salem, the Lord likes our mediums well done.'
Burn All Your Garden Rubbish
Bonfire of the Paperwork
'How do you want to be known, as the discoverer of fire or as the first man to pollute the atmosphere?'
Mother says to son on Bonfire Night: 'Of course, we won't actually be burning the Guy because of the carbon emissions.'
"Well, Gorg, looks like you've taken your invention to the next level."
"Same to you, Buddy."
"It's okay, Professor, they're all self-help books."
"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."
"Pay attention, everyone! This is the illegal one!"
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"Someone should tell her...her breath will smell bad after this."
'It wasn't real magic it was all done with smoke and mirrors.'
"Do you want her medium or well done?"
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'The paper shredder would have kept your old bank details just as secure, darling!'
'And the humidity is terrible, too.'
'Top floor, please.'
'I wonder where my best suit is?'