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'Honest! It was the only tree I could find!'
Giant egg and nest in bonsai tree.
"Possible side effects include disharmony, lack of oneness, and blurred third-eye vision."
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Why the Bonzai Forest struggles.
'My family tree is Bonsai.'
"It's not a new indoor dog-toilet you dummy: It's a bonsai tree..."
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'Hey, Master's bought a Bonzai-tree: Maybe you'll be able to climb that type of tree!'
Bonsai Redwood Tree
'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'
'I took care of the bonsai forest fire, chief.'
Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'
'Apparently, your interview was going very well, until you did that on his bonsai tree.'
'It started out as just a little knot on the floor.'
"Guess what - I got tired of the bonsai tree!"
"Er, Mrs Appleby, our treasurer woudl like a word."
'I'll take one - it's my wife's chihuahua's birthday tomorrow.'
Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.
War camouflage (bonsai tree).
'Spring already...it only seems like yesterday I was hoovering up the Christmas tree needles.' (Bonsai cherry blossom).