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'Who says we vote ourselves a huge pay rise, then spend the rest of the AGM practicing our humble expressions?'
"Well, if there's not going to be any bonus, how about some reparations?"
"My bonus – right or wrong!"
'New! A bonus island of flavor!'
"A group of taxpayers are here to give you your bonus, sir."
"Oh, oh! There goes our Christmas bonus."
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"Would you stop referring to my bonus as 'Loot'!"
"I think I should warn you that the flip side of our generous bonus-incentive program is capital punishment."
The argument SEEMS to be that if we don't pay him a HUGE bonus then he'll leave and destroy someone elses business and then we'd have to pay even MORE in a 'competetive' market to get someone equivalently useless to replace him!
'$800,000 per year? Is that with or without an incentive bonus?'
"So I guess it comes down to whether it's you or me, and I guess it's me."
Tags:fat cat, fat cats, overpaid execs, overpaid exec, overpaid executive, overpaid executives, exec, execs, executive, executives, boss, bosses, bad bosses, bonus, bonuses, executive bonuses, executive pay, executive compensation, worker, workers, workers rights, down trodden, pay, pay rise, pay rises, pay raise, pay raises, haves and have-nots, 1%, layoff, layoffs, wealth gap, wealth disparity, pay inequality
"Beyond the fine starting salary, the job of a poet laureate at this corporation also carries with it an excellent medical and dental plan."
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'We's love to help...but so many other calls on the public purse.'
We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!
"I know if Crampton were here he'd want us to divvy up his bonus."
Tags:board meeting, board meetings, business meeting, business meetings, meeting, meetings, bonus, bonuses, executive, executives, business executives, business executive, missed meeting, missed meetings, theft, thief, steal, stealing, divvy up, dividing fairly, dividing, take advantage, taking advantage, share, sharing, divvied up, opportunist, opportunists, exploiting, exploiting, exploited
"Instead of bonuses this year let's cut down a tree in each Employee's name."
Tags:big corporation, big corporations, deforestation, deforesting, bonuses, bonus, global warming, climate change, unfair, irresponsible, big business, big businesses, pollute, polluting, pollution, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap
"In my day, there was no reward for incompetence."
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"Listen - we just stay silent and look remote and concerned and dignified, and we keep the damn bonuses."
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'Before I announce the bonus schedulae for this fiscal year, let's pause and give thanks for our loyal ex-colleagues now serving with the S.E.C.'
"You should probably pass if they offer stock options."
Tags:stock options, bonus, bonuses, perks of the job, reward management, work rewards, workplace rewards, comp & ben, compensation and benefits, stocks, wrong choice, bad choice, medieval stocks, medieval punishments, standing stocks, pun, puns, play on words, wordplay, word play, historian, historians
CEO Bonus - 'Those in favor of my exhorbitant bonus say 'aye'. Those opposed say, 'Good heavens, I've been shot!'
"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."
Tags:candy, candies, nicety, niceties, hotel, hotels, bellhop, bellhops, extra, extras, bonus, bonuses, accommodations, accommodation, accommodating, sleazy, cheap hotel, cheap hotels, motel, motels, perk, perks, lollipop, lollipops, candy, candies, pillow, pillows, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveling
'I must say, Simms, when you're hot you're HOT but when you're not you're NOT!'