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"Book me, seat me, treat me bad."
Tags:airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flight, flights, passenger, passengers, customer service, customer services, customer satisfaction, airport, airports, air travel, customer experience, customer experiences, booking, bookings, unhappy customers, dissatisfied customer, dissatisfied customers
'Please tell me you made reservations.'
"I'm afraid you'll have to speak to my agent!"
Tags:actor, actors, singer, singers, musician, musicians, entertainer, entertainers, performer, performers, famous person, famous people, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, talent agent, talent agents, agent, agents, booking, bookings, death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, embodiment of death, death personified, spectre of death, thanatos, angel of death
"They offer a discount if you book the airline, hotel, and car reservations for completely different cities."
Tags:discount, discounts, offer, offers, booking, bookings, booking online, booking offer, booking offers, scam, scams, internet scam, internet scams, oblivious, obliviousness, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacationing, plan ahead, planning ahead, false economy, travelling, inconvenience, inconvenient, booking site, booking sites, bad offer, bad offers, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
'Could it be under another name?'
Demon vacation company
Tags:vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, visit, visited, visiting, tour, tours, tourist, tourists, tourism, travel, travelling, traveling, traveled, travelled, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, demon, demons, devil, devils, hell, satan, satanic, evil, possess, possessed, possession, demon possession, exorcist, exorcism, exorcisms, booking, bookings, itinerary, itineraries, planning, planned, plan, plans, ownership, control, controlled, evil spirit, evil spirits
'I stole some guy's identity. Turns out he's a pianist, so I'm giving a concert next month in Paris.'
"You're confirmed for Sunday at 5:30 A.M. in your bed, sound asleep."
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, host, hosts, maitre d', maitre d's, reservation, reservations, reserving, date, time, cause, appointment, appointments, confirmation, confirmations, confirming, booking, bookings, receptionist, receptionists, secretary, secretaries, restaurant, restaurants, upcoming, future
"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"
Tags:overbooked, overbooking, overbookings, overbook, overbooks, flight, flights, airline, airlines, plane travel, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, fly, flies, flying, airport, airports, plane travel, greed, greedy, profit, profits, profit motive, profit motives, train, trains, training, hassle, hassles, hassling, booking, bookings, reservation, reservations, voucher, vouchers, travel voucher, travel vouchers
Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...
Tags:audition, auditions, auditioning, try out, tries out, trying out, tryouts, pet, pets, pet trick, pet tricks, animal trick, animal tricks, dumb, stupid, david letterman, late night talk show, talk show, talk shows, late night talk shows, booking agent, booking agents, booking, bookings, guest, guests, talk show guest, talk show guests, fifteen minutes of fame, 15 minutes of fame, talent, talents, talent show, talent shows
Joseph and Mary at the Inn.
When woodworms eat out.
"I'm thinking of drinking and smoking a lot and getting really fat so I'll need a full check-up in July 2007"
"It's lovely there this time of year, if there isn't a war."
Tags:travel, travelling, traveller, travellers, traveling, traveler, travelers, trip, trips, tourism, tourist, tourists, booking, making a booking, bookings, booking a trip, booking a tour, tour, tours, travel agency, travel agent, travel agents, war, wars, dangerous, risky, war tourism, war tourism, warzone, warzones, war zone, war zones, war-zone, war-zones, conflict, conflicts, modern life
'I can book your reservations now. I'm checking listings for airline arrivals...departures...bankruptcies...'
'I have an opening next month, may I pencil you in?'
'One moment gentlemen - do you have a reservation?'
"I'm not booking you, just putting a nomination in for a Best Actor Award."
"We want to fly the friendly skies, but only with friendly fellow passengers."
'I haven't the heart to tell him 'that I've changed the booking' from a skiing to a beach holiday !'
'I think we should pass on this film. Variety reviewed it in their obituary section.'
'D'you have a block booking?'
'Can't you squeeze me in?'
'Looks like there're going to be a lot of bookings today.'
'Quick, a room with a bath.'