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No, Smith, that's NOT why they're called 'Spreadsheets'.
"I never discuss my clients with their mothers."
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"Daddy doesn't know any magic tricks. Daddy knows accounting tricks."
Tags:accounting trick, accountant, accountants, bookkeeper, bookkeepers, bookkeeping, magician, magicians, career, careers, career path, career paths, magic act, magic acts, magic trick, magic tricks, white collar crime, white collar crimes, financial crime, financial crimes, kid, kids, dad, dads, father, fathers
'No kidding! I thought the term, 'bean counter' was just a slang term.'
"Oh, that three billion dollars."
'Here things are getting interesting!'
'Half of the numbers are accurate, that's why we're auditing the remaining 56%.'
'Take this and have a masseuse massage the numbers until they fit into out proposed profit projections.'
Tunnel of Accountants: 'You've been selected for a random audit.'
'Your bookkeeping skills are no longer needed. Tony will now take you for a ride on which he will discuss our early retirement plan.'
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"Is there anyone else in bookkeeping who would like one last picture with Mr. Pinkston?"
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'Well Gentlemen...One down, one to go.'
'Formerly, the office of the CFO.'
"Legally, I have the right to talk as slowly and boringly about all your options as I want."
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"I never let me bookkeepers forget, I'm a patriot first."
"He's charged with expressing contempt for data-processing."
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'Now, using a little accounting magic on your tax return, one and one equals three.'
'Why do you think we're paying you all this money - to tell the truth?'
Accountant sings the blues
'We're your family... please don't audit us.'
'We've discovered the Cave of Missing Accounting Ledgers.'
'For the right price, I could find a way to make bribes deductible.'
'I didn't talk when they had me on the rack, or used thumb screws. But when they started to explain a cash flow statement...'
'Fortunately, I' ve got someone to do the bookkeeping!'
"We don't need to reinvent the wheel - just the earnings report."