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'I didn't get the Owners Manual. I thought you got the Owners Manual.'
"O.K., now put Tab A into Slot B."
'You're suffering from information overload. I'm going to give you some booklets describing the problem.'
'Will you get me those healthy eating booklets form the hospital? . . . I need something to start the fire to grill these bratwursts.'
'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'
"I found out the three words a father hates most on Christmas morning. 'Some assembly required'."
'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'
'It has come to my attention that you are giving rowdy students a booklet on home schooling to take home.'
'The new, $800,000 copier we got at work only came with a 12-page book of instructions.'
'Wait, Jethro! In the hanky directions for use it reads, FIRST clean your specs, THEN clean your nose!'
'Ralph is in the basement building a ship inside a bottle.'
A man is reading a holiday brochure, his kids are saying 'Are we there yet?' and 'I need a wee'.
'What happened to page two of 'theft in the workplace'?' 'It's been stolen!'
"Step 1: Find Someone Who Knows How To Read Instructions, Dave."