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"Swift Boat Veterans for Scotch"
"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."
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Man hides a bottle of alcohol in a bale of hay.
Tags:drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drunken, drinking at work, break time, break times, functional alcoholic, functional alcoholics, secret alcoholic, secret alcoholics, booze, boozehound, boozehounds, booze hound, booze hounds, hidden secret, hidden secrets, hiding in plain sight, hidden in plain sight, hiding in plain sight
"Will you want a bag to take that home with you?"
Workaholic and alcoholic
Tags:alcohol, alcoholic, workaholic, work addict, work addicts, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, alcohol addiction, booze, boozer, boozehound, boozehounds, drinker, drinkers, drinking, addictive, work, business, pleasure, mixing, home brew, homebrew, home brewer, home brewers, home brewing, moonshine, hooch, rotgut, bathtub gin
"Here's my card. Give me a call if you ever need a barfly."
Tags:barfly, barflies, businessman, businessmen, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, freelancer, freelancers, freelancing, do what you love, doing what you love, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, boozer, boozers, boozehound, boozehounds, business card, business cards, drunken, career, careers, career choice, career choices, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism
"And your third wish?"
"I guess what I miss most is being drunk."
"All right, all right, have it your way, Mrs. McCourtney. He's sitting right here, guzzling booze with a couple of blondes."
Tags:booze, boozer, boozers, boozehound, boozehounds, barfly, barflies, husband, husbands, cheat, cheats, cheater, cheaters, bad news, bearer of bad news, messenger, messengers, shoot the messenger, shoots the messenger, shooting the messenger, spouse, spouses, suspicion, suspicions, suspicious, honest, honesty, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, bad marriage, bad marriages, bar, bars, bartender, bartenders, bartending, barkeeper, barkeepers, barkeep, barkeeps
"Well, I think it takes a lot away from the Old World charm!"
Tags:charm, charms, charming, abbey, abbeys, belgium, belgian, belgians, beer, beers, ale, ales, trappist, trappists, boozehound, boozehounds, pump, pumps, pumping, modernize, modernizes, modernizing, modernization, newfangled, gas pump, gas pumps, petrol pump, petrol pumps, pumping, old world, charm, charms, charming
"That is not one of the seven habits of highly effective people."
Tags:self help, self help book, self help books, advice, advice book, advice books, habit, habits, drinker, drinkers, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, effective people, winos, bum, bums, homeless, homelessness, career advice, business advice, ineffective, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, boozehound, boozehounds, boozer, boozers
"Generally speaking, when his nose gives way, it means he's had enough."
Tags:pub, bar, night out, drinking, drinker, drinkers, too much to drink, drunk, drunken, lads night out, lad's night out, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, boozehound, boozehounds, boozer, boozers, winos, passing out, pass out, passes out, locals, barman, barhop, bar hop, barmen, bar men, bar staff, pulling pints, pulling a pint, real ale, real ales, binge drinking, binge drinker, binge drinkers, lads night, lad's night
A man watches someone drown in his wineglass.
"Robodad is so boring! He never drinks and never vomits on the dog!"
A musician plays the trumpet while imagining he is drinking wine.
"When we arrive at our destination, they'll hook m husband up to a machine that will keep him alive - a minibar."
Tags:drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, heavy drinking, minibar, minibars, mini-bar, mini-bars, long flight, long flights, flight, flights, plane flight, plane flights, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveling, booze, boozehound, boozehounds, boozer, boozers, wine, wine lover, wine lovers, husband, husbands, beer, beer drinker, beer drinkers, beer lover, beer lovers, bad habit, bad habits, scold
"Dad...it's hard for me to say this, but...Tia Carmen is an alcoholic."
"Well, it's only one glass after dinner darling!"
Tags:alcohol, alcoholic, booze, boozehound, boozer, boozers, drinking, binge drinking, binge drinker, binge drinkers, ale, ales, pint, pints, beer, beers, technicality, technicalities, detail, details, portion size, portion sizes, addiction, addictions, justification, justifications, jumbo size, large size