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"Swift Boat Veterans for Scotch"
"Your usual one too many, sir."
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"My 401(k) is safe. It's tied up in booze futures."
'Can't you come up with something more elegant than 'Dave's Homemade Booze'?'
"My wife understands me."
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"Richard's not a foodie - he's a boozie."
"When you said that your boyfriend had a six-pack..."
"Meditation? Hell - he should go back to booze."
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'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'
'Dude! Come over. We're problem drinking.'
"Will you want a bag to take that home with you?"
'Mum, that man smells like trifle.'
"Hey, pal, do you have any idea who I think I am?"
'I've been sent for booze and fags - I've got a stay-at-home mum.'
"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."
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"Here's my card. Give me a call if you ever need a barfly."
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"And your third wish?"
"I guess what I miss most is being drunk."
"Every bar has its obnoxious drunk."
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"All right, all right, have it your way, Mrs. McCourtney. He's sitting right here, guzzling booze with a couple of blondes."
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"That is not one of the seven habits of highly effective people."
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"Generally speaking, when his nose gives way, it means he's had enough."
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