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'A few of us are getting together after work to binge-drink. You're welcome to join us if you're not in recovery.'
"Meditation? Hell - he should go back to booze."
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'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'
'Mom can't talk now - she's hitting the bottle.'
'Mum, that man smells like trifle.'
"Hey, pal, do you have any idea who I think I am?"
"I don't know—my gut tells me I should have another beer."
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"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships.love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, boozing, skit-chasing, skirt-chaser, skit-chasers, womanising, womanizing, womanizer, womanizer, womaniser, womanisers, cheater, cheaters, affair, affairs, extramarital affairs, infidelity, fashion, fashion sense, bicycle clothes
'Fair play, Bill always knows when he's had enough.'
'Would you believe, I had an out of memory error?'
"I spilled my drink."
Tags:drinking, drink, drinks, spill, spills, spilled, spilling, party foul, party fouls, parties, party, imbibing, imbibe, imbibes, drunk, drunken, drunkenness, alcohol, booze, boozing, liquor, liquors, celebrations, celebrating, festivities, festivity, celebration, careless, carelessness, clumsy, clumsiness, klutz, klutzy, klutziness
Germans fixate too much on competition!
Tags:angela merkel, merkel, macron, german, germans, german stereotype, german stereotypes, beer, ale, ales, lager, lagers, beers, french, germany, emmanuel macron, competitive, competition, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, alcoholic, alcoholics, booze, boozes, boozing, belch, belches, belching
A man is passed out drunk in the glass recycling.
'I shall now pass neknomination.'
"Next time you drink to forget, could you at least remember to pay your bar bill!"
'Don't fill up on beer. I need you to carry some of my books later.'
'Oh well, never let it be said you can't handle your booze!'
'Been drinking with the boys again?'
"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"
Tags:lager, lagers, beer, ale, ales, drinking, alcohol, booze, boozing, shop, shops, shopping, supermarket, supermarkets, deal, deals, sale, sales, offer, offers, retail, buy one get one, bogo, buy on get one free, bogof, health food, healthy eating, healthy living, nutrient, nutrients, nutrition, nutritious, food, foods, alcoholic, alcoholics, priority, priorities, prioritise, priortize, prioritizing, prioritising
'It's OK to walk - they've just put on a fresh barrel.'
Frankenstein recharges after Halloween
'I tried jogging once, but it frothed up my beer.'