Bordeaux Cartoons and Comics

"Chelsea liquors is having a Bordeaux blowout."

'Look at this! France is getting into the wine business, too.'

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'

Don't do it Alice! That Bordeaux's from the great vintage year of 1982!

'Yeah, it's wine, and it's also why there's a 50-year waiting list to coach football in Napa Valley.'

'How do I know we need to turn down the filtration system? - This is our cabernet sauvignon.'

'It was a '67 Chateau d'Yquem? I say leave it on.'

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"He's a bordeaux collie."

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"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"A glass of the '96 Chateau Roumand for my husband, and I'll have a can of your finest 10W-40."

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

'A Merlot? A Cab? If I had known there would be this many red wines, when I created the Earth, I would have made it smaller.'

'Personally, I've always liked Bordeaux with my Swiss.'

'Him? He's the first French astronaut. No mission, he's up here purely for enjoyment.'

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

'It hasn't said a word in four years and the experts say it won't be mature until it's over 20, so we think it's a boy.'

'No, no white wine, just a couple cases of '64 Chateau Beychevelle back there between the beans and the diapers - five bucks each.'

'You aerated the wine in the blender again, didn't you?'

'Heads it's mortgage payment, tails it's 1st growth Bordeaux.'

'Richard, control yourself! You're swirling counter-clockwise in public!'

'Refilling the '89 Chateau Haut-Brion, I see. Mind if we get my engagement ring appraised tomorrow?'