Bordeaux Cartoons and Comics

"Chelsea liquors is having a Bordeaux blowout."

'Look at this! France is getting into the wine business, too.'

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'

Don't do it Alice! That Bordeaux's from the great vintage year of 1982!

'Yeah, it's wine, and it's also why there's a 50-year waiting list to coach football in Napa Valley.'

'How do I know we need to turn down the filtration system? - This is our cabernet sauvignon.'

'It was a '67 Chateau d'Yquem? I say leave it on.'

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"He's a bordeaux collie."

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"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"A glass of the '96 Chateau Roumand for my husband, and I'll have a can of your finest 10W-40."

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

'A Merlot? A Cab? If I had known there would be this many red wines, when I created the Earth, I would have made it smaller.'

'Personally, I've always liked Bordeaux with my Swiss.'

'Him? He's the first French astronaut. No mission, he's up here purely for enjoyment.'

'It hasn't said a word in four years and the experts say it won't be mature until it's over 20, so we think it's a boy.'

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

'No, no white wine, just a couple cases of '64 Chateau Beychevelle back there between the beans and the diapers - five bucks each.'

'You aerated the wine in the blender again, didn't you?'

'Heads it's mortgage payment, tails it's 1st growth Bordeaux.'

'Refilling the '89 Chateau Haut-Brion, I see. Mind if we get my engagement ring appraised tomorrow?'

'Richard, control yourself! You're swirling counter-clockwise in public!'