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"Where can I get me one o' them border collies like yours, Earl?"
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"Ever since we got the Border collie, he colors within the lines."
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My Collie Is Smarter Than Your Honor Student
Collies Without Borders
Boarder Collie (There's a light out in my room … It's freezing in here.. Meat loaf again?)
"I paid a hundred for this dog. Part collie and part bull."
"He's a bordeaux collie."
"In heaven we're all Border Collies."
'Lassie, come home.'
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'Hey, I'm a Border Collie. You'll have to fill it in.'
Old Sam and the Collie was still fond of a chase!
"I was too hot, and seeing you guys got me thinking..."
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'It's the Border Collies! Go back! Go back!'
'Face it, the border collie isn't working out. We'll just have to get a cat.'
'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'
'Relax, sir. He's a Border Colie - smartest of all breeds!'
Bad dog, stop doing the crossword!
'I didn't sleep a wink. I was counting sheep all night.'
'We're lost... I knew I shouldn't have listened to your directions!'
Lassie's career comes to a screeching halt.
"Hmmm.... a naive domestic border collie without any breeding, but I am amused by her presumption."
"We're thrilled that young Jock has finally taken up with a wee lassie."