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"Did you leave your bag unattended or trade your cow for magic beans?"
Tags:airport, airports, airport security, nothing to declare, contraband, contraband items, aeroplane, aeroplanes, aiplane, airplanes, travel, travelling, travellers, customs, border control, border protection, jack and the beanstalk, giant beanstalk, jack and the giant beanstalk, jack and the magic beanstalk, fairy tale, fairy tales, unattended luggage, unattended bag, unattended bags, unattended baggage, luggage, bag, bags, bagg, security guard, security guards, age, hold luggage, cabin luggage, law enforcement, law enforcer, federal law enforcement, illegal, illegal item, illegal items, smuggling, smuggler, accident, accidental, mistake, biologicals, banned biologicals, agricultural permit, agricultural permits
Sign at a border crossing saying "Welcome to the U.S.A. - We'll put M&M's in anything!"
Tags:usa, u.s.a., us, u.s., united states, united states of america, america, american, americans, border, borders, border crossing, border crossings, border control, border controls, border security, security, immigration, customs, sign, signs, signage, food, snack, snacks, candy, candies, chocolate, chocolates, welcome to, sweet tooth, unhealthy food, unhealthy foods, big eater, big eaters
"And yet another headache for the Immigration and Naturalization Service!"
Tags:immigration, refugees, refugee, immigrants, immigrant, naturalization, naturalisation, service, department, immigration and naturalization service, ins, u.s. citizenship and immigration services, uscis, u.s. immigration and customs enforcement, ice, u.s. customs and border protection, cbp, department of homeland security, america, american, united states, u.s., us, border control, border controls, security, protection, alien, aliens, foreign nationals, foreign national, foreigner, foreigners, overpopulation, headache, headaches, ethics, ethical, space, spaceship, spaceships, science fiction, problem, problems, issue, issues, government, governments, politics, political
Passport Control: Visitor W/Tourist Visa. . .American Vistors W/Toursit Visa
Tags:tourist, tourists, visa, visas, tourist visa, tourist visas, travel visa, travel visas, passport control, passport controls, passport, passports, border control, border controls, immigration control, immigration controls, security gate, security gates, obesity, american stereotype, american stereotypes, obesity epidemic, fat epidemic, fat epidemics, obesity epidemics, national crisis, american tourist, american tourists
"Just imagine the hold is world peace and the sand traps are nuclear Armageddon and the club is your ability to deal calmly and rationally with complex situations."
"I hear there's room for a puppy on the transition team."
Tags:transition team, transition teams, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, animal, animals, politics, political, president, presidents, trump, donald, the donald, trump administration, politician, politicians, businessman, businessmen, border control, maga, make america great again, fake news
"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"
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Trump skips the climate conference to observe the holiday.
Tags:hanukkah, festival of lights, judaism, holiday, holidays, pollution, environment, climate change, global warming, trump, donald, the donald, trump administration, wall, walls, build the wall, building the wall, mexico, idiot, idiots, president, presidents, politics, political, politician, politicians, businessman, businessmen, border control, maga, make america great again, menorah, menorahs
"We're just here for a few days to get our names crudely Anglicized, do some shopping, sightseeing—stuff like that."
Tags:ellis island, tourist, tourists, tourist attraction, tourist attractions, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, anglicized, anglicised, sightseer, sightseers, sightseeing, sightsee, immigration, immigration policy, border control, border controls, immigration policy, immigration controls, us history, american history, american experience, melting pot, melting pots
A child builds a really long wall along a beach.
Tags:gate of heaven, pearly gates, pearl gates, st peter, st. peter, heaven, the afterlife, afterlife, life after death, saint peter, angel, angels, policemen, policeman, police men, police man, police officer, police officers, police search, police searches, spot check, spot checks, clean, security check, security checks, border control, border check, border checks, border security
'Either he really likes you, or you're under arrest.'
Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!
'Your wife is right on that one. When you're invited to dinner, you take a bottle of wine as a token of your appreciation.'
A border wall that could find bipartisan support
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The Malaysian solution.
Arctic Climate Update:
Tags:trump, donald, the donald, trump administration, wall, walls, build the wall, building the wall, mexico, idiot, idiots, president, presidents, politics, political, politician, politicians, businessman, businessmen, border control, maga, make america great again, climate change, global warming, denial, hot air
"Anything to declare, aside from personal bankruptcy?"
'Immigration controls... sorry about all the red tape.'
Nothing to Declare: 'Are we there yet?'
"No, your father's outside fortifying our borders."
"Anything else to declare, gentlemen?"
"Any fruits or vegetables?"
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