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"On the plus side, it's all going to make a fascinating episode of The Crown."
Tags:news, newspaper, newspapers, reading the news, morning paper, morning papers, dicussing the news, suspension of parliament, illegal suspension of parliament, brexit, no deal brexit, boris johnson, johnson, boris, uk politics, tv shows, tv show, british politics, british tv, monarchy, british monarch, the queen, interesting times
"Tell Mr. Yeltsin I'd be delighted. Minister of what?"
Tags:mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, boris, yeltsin, russia, russian, politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents, family, families
Brexit Dinner Menu
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"Noooo! B is for Bullocks, B is for Braindead, and Beating Boris on the Bum with a Big Broom.Don't forget that Achmed."
Tags:teacher, teachers, teach, teaching, taught, teaches, b is for, brexit, boris johnson, boris, prime minister, beat, beats, beating, bum, bums, brain dead, brain, brains, school, schools, back to school, forget, forgets, forgetting, forgotten, broom, brooms, thrash, thrashes, thrashing, thrashed, british politics, britian exiting, eu, european union, liberals, tories
'You should all be wearing helmets'
Young Conservatives Application Form - 'Oh no! He's joining a drug gang.'
Tags:conservatives, conservative, tory party, conservative party, gangs, antisocial behaviour, anti social behaviour, youth culture, gang, gang culture, asbo, asbos, tories, tory, david cameron, cameron, boris, boris johnson, conservatives, tories, gangs, kids, anti-social behaviour, political party, political parties, drug gang, drug gangs
London Congestion & Polution Zone - 'What's your problem? I thought Boris was in charge now.'
'I'd like to stand as Mayor of this Godforsaken place...'
The ERG finally conclude their exhaustive research into Europe.
"The big ejit wants to build a bridge to Scotland."
Boris Johnson caricature as a corsair
Tags:alexander boris de pfeffel johnson, boris johnson, johnson, boris, british, politician, author, journalist, prime minister, united kingdom, conservative, bojo, caricature, caricatures, pirate, pirates, privateer, privateers, privateering, uk politics, uk prime minister, brexit, brexiteer, brexiteers, vote leave
"Check this out Debs, someone's made a massive typo."
"He only got this gig 'cos he went to a posh school."
Tags:circus, boris, johnson, elite, metropolitan, funny, eton, club, select, blue, red, nose, fool, buffoon, joker, twit, prank, prankster, fools, snob, snobs, snobbery, blueblood, bluebloods, blue-blood, blue-bloods, old boy's club, old boys club, politician, politicians, clown, clowns, class snobbery, privilege, silver spoon, silver spoons
Santa gives Bris Johnson a saw for Christmas
Tags:brexit, boris, ursula von der leyen, brussels, no deal, boris johnson, saw, christmas present, united kingdom, hanging on a cliff, cliff, cliffs, present, presents, gift, gifts, santa claus, european union, eu, leave, leaves, self sabotage, reindeer, reindeers, christmas spirit, xmas season, xmas holiday, xmas holidays, economy, economist
"Guess his name."