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'Look, several prisoners in my client's facility have reported finding God in their cells! Yet you claim you've never broken in one time?'
"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"
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Came by to save your soul, but you weren't home. Have fun in hell - Bridget, born-again Christian.
'I'd like to be born again, but I don't have any health insurance right now.'
'You say you are born again? Then I'm going to make that two life sentences.'
Medical Advances - Cosmentic Surgery - Noses/Breasts/Born Again Christian (lobotomy)
'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'
'Don't get me wrong - heaven's fine. But to be honest, I still feel reincarnation somewhere higher up the food-chain would have been fairer.'
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'Born again birthdays don't count.'
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