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'I died on the first day of the rest of my life.'
'Look, several prisoners in my client's facility have reported finding God in their cells! Yet you claim you've never broken in one time?'
"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"
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"You must be a 'new Christian'. You still have that new car smell."
"We won't be seeing Harold anymore. He was born again."
'If you're born again, does that mean you have two belly-buttons?'
'It's complicated, Mister Datton - It seems your good cholesterol is actually born-again bad cholesterol.'
'If I'm born again, will I have two birthdays a year?'
Came by to save your soul, but you weren't home. Have fun in hell - Bridget, born-again Christian.
'Rocco, are you listening?'
Missionary Statement: Spread the Word.
'I'd like to be born again, but I don't have any health insurance right now.'
'You say you are born again? Then I'm going to make that two life sentences.'
Medical Advances - Cosmentic Surgery - Noses/Breasts/Born Again Christian (lobotomy)
Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.
Mah fellow Americans...
'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'
'Don't get me wrong - heaven's fine. But to be honest, I still feel reincarnation somewhere higher up the food-chain would have been fairer.'
'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'
'Tell me, Mary- have you been born again?' 'Oh, yes! Again, again and again!'
'Born again birthdays don't count.'
'I had many chances to be born again, but no, now I'm burning in hell.'
'Yeah, we know- you weren't born again yesterday!'