Born Again Christians Cartoons and Comics

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

"You must be a 'new Christian'. You still have that new car smell."

"We won't be seeing Harold anymore. He was born again."

Came by to save your soul, but you weren't home. Have fun in hell - Bridget, born-again Christian.

Bored-again Christians.

'This citation is for finally making that U-Turn in your life.'

Medical Advances - Cosmentic Surgery - Noses/Breasts/Born Again Christian (lobotomy)

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

'Tell me, Mary- have you been born again?' 'Oh, yes! Again, again and again!'

'Yeah, we know- you weren't born again yesterday!'

''Born again'? -- but I was just born five years ago!'

Normal pregnancies, premature pregnancies, born again Christians.

Frankenstein's Monster in Church - "Welcome friends to the Church of the Born Again Christians,"

I'm sorry, Mr. Timpson, you still have to pay your taxes for 19967.

Genome Technology Christians - "You're just a common or garden born again christian!"

"Now that's what I call an offer you can't refuse!"

"Not that his sermons aren't full of fire and brimstone... but his congregation comes out as 'bored again Christians'!"