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'I believe you want the loan officer. He's two doors down.'
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'I'm now ready to make my own way in the world. But first, can you guys loan me 200 grand to pay off my student loan?'
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"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."
Borrowed 200K for mime school
'Let's hear you talk the talk... can you say 'No' in Spanish, Russian, French, German, Chinese, Thai...?'
'I'm looking for some high yield income funds to tide me over between student loans and social security.'
'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'
'It's the French Government - they want us to return all the words we borrowed from their language.'
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"Thanks, Garvey. You'll get it as soon as I'm back on my feet."
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'Alice is very excited...Today, she received her first pre-approved credit card.'
"That happens sometimes, when people borrow my pen and leave the cap off"
'Would you mind if I borrowed that? It's going to be a tough day at the office.'
'You don't mind if I borrow the iPod I got you for Christmas again, do you?' 'Why not? I think it's become less the iPod and more the uPod anyway.'
"Stupid exercise video got jammed in my machine"
'I may have to borrow some balls if we play eighteen.'
"Hey, thanks again for letting me borrow your pen."
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"Really, Dear. Wouldn't it be better just to return the tools you borrowed from him?"
"You want to borrow money? What do I look like, a bank?"
'Psst! Can you loan me a few bucks?'
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'You want the 'loan officer.' Next door down.'
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'OOOOOoooooooooOOO! Steve, have you touched this new stimulus money yet?'
'Really No one And with all that money you make,,,Well, OK,,,'
With the family car in the shop for repairs, Jason borrowed his dad's truck to take his date to the prom.
"The guy on the next island wants me to float him a loan."
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