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'So, how much can you lend me?'
'Now you've signed all your assets over to the bank, I'm happy to lend you your bus fare home.'
'We are prepared to make you a loan, but first you have to prove that you really don't need it,'
'How do I know you'll still be around in a year?'
"Are you planning on just looking at that book or are you gonna borrow it?"
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"Tell you what I'll do—if that lady over there deposits a big chunk of dough, I'll give you some of it."
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"I'd like some means to achieve my ends."
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"Not to worry, folks. We embrace all forms of payment."
"Could you folks come back tomorrow?—the muse just isn't with me today."
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"Blah blah blah blah blah blah, no."
"Sure we have mortgage money. It's just that you can't have any."
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'You've been approved. As collateral, we'll be holding your nuts.'
"O.K. final question: I'm thinking of a number between one and 100."
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'I'm not much of a hunter or gatherer. I'm more of a borrower.'
"Your sole use of credit has been to purchase Chinese takeout food. That's why you can't get a mortgage."
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'Of course I know the value of a dollar...that's why I'm asking if I can borrow your credit card.'
'With all due respect for your horoscope, your loan payment is still due today.'
'It's a mistake to borrow money from a friend.'
'I was just passing by when I smelled money.'
"Today, the U.S. budget, the Dow Jones, and the universe all expanded to uncharted territory."
'I'm sorry. The possibility that you may have won $10 million in the sweepstakes won't do as collateral.'
'I'm making a comeback!'
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"We'd like to lend you the money, but we're afraid we might lose you as a friend."
'I'm sorry, son, but I'm not in the bad debt business anymore.'