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What wives say and what husbands hear.
Sandra believed that clear communications were essential to a good relationship.
'I'm sorry, it's just been so long since someone asked me what I wanted.'
"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..."
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"You can't tell me what to do! You're not my wife!"
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What she said/What he heard...
"When are you going to get up off your ass and start putting on the ritz."
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"O.K.! Time to make a wish, clear it with me, and blow out the candles."
"I'd like a tattoo that says I'm my own man. But put it sompelace my wife won't see it."
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"My wife's already given me her second, third and fourth opinion."
'She has an enquiring mind - like why did you do that and why didn't you do the other?'
'I do what the voices in my wife's head tell me to do.'
'Just so you know, you're doin' it wrong.'
'She always gets her way. Everything is always, 'Yes, deer.''
"....this is the only place where I can finish a sentence."
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'I told my boss that you told me to ask him for a raise. And he told me to tell you no.'
"Please stop telling me I'm wrong ... I get enough of that at home."
"Yeah, she dragged me to some dumbass holiday play. I forget what it was called...something like 'The Ball Buster'...?"
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'Retirement won't be that different from work. You'll just be reporting to me.'
"A gentleman would open the door for me."
"Retirement? No thanks!"
'Listen dear, 30 million and not a cent more!'
"And where do you think YOU are off to?"
"So what did you do before you were married?"
"Ignore Mister Sooky over there...he's just upset that I wouldn't let him go to the put."
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