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"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."
Tags:kohlrabi, gene, genes, gmo, gmos, g.m.o., g.m.o.s, genetic modification, genetically modified, genetically modified organism, genetically modified organisms, plant, plants, botanist, botanists, botany, organic, organic vegetable, organic vegetables, vegetable, vegetables, produce, human gene, human genes, clone, clones, cloning, biology, biological
The Last Flower
Tags:flower, flowers, environmentalism, environmentalist, environmentalists, nature, nature lover, nature lovers, communing with nature, pollution, pollute, pollutes, polluting, natural world, natural worlds, conservation, conserve, conserves, conserving, wildflower, wildflowers, botany, botanist, botanists, biology, biologist, biologists
Tags:gourd, gourds, bitter gourd, bitter gourds, vegetable, vegetables, veg, veges, guard, guards, security guard, security guards, pun, puns, food pun, food puns, restricted access, restricted accesses, authority, power, authorities, fruit and veg, fruits and veges, grain, grains, botanist, botanists, botany, food classification, food classifications, food, foods, classify, classification, classifications, anger, angry, angry crowd, displease, displeases, displeased
"I brought the bougainvillea in from the greenhouse. It wasn't happy out there."
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, plant, plants, flower, flowers, garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners, greenhouse, greenhouses, happy, happiness, unhappy, annoyed, upset, bougainvillea, thorn, thorns, thorny, hobby, hobbies, botany, botanist, botanists, science, taking over
"I hate when they nest in my crotch."
"I'm poison oak. I'm pretty sure I'm poison oak.... Or is that poison oak?"
Tags:poison oak, poison ivy, plant, plants, identification, id, iding, identifying, hike, hikes, hiking, hiker, hikers, botany, botanist, botanists, uncertain, uncertainty, woods, forest, walk, walks, walking, confused, confusion, toxic, poison, poisons, poisonous plant, poisonous plants, rash, rashes, identity crisis, identity crises, identity
Happy Hour at the Stamen & Pistil
"I want you to see a botanist."
Tags:doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, medical, hair, botanist, botanists, men, man, science, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments
"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"
Tags:tree, trees, photosynthesis, expel, oxygen, breathe, breathing, breath, forest, forests, wood, woods, gross, perspective, yucky, o2, inhaling, inhale, perspectives, different, biologist, biologists, botanist, botanists, botany, plant, plants, plant life, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, grossout, grossing out, farts, gas, gases, gaseous
The Biosphere of Fred N. Jenkins: Flora, Fauna and the Media.
"You know very well you're not supposed to beg at the table."
Tags:pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, animal, animals, creature, creatures, monster, monsters, mutant, mutants, plant, plants, venus flytrap, venus flaytraps, carnivorous plant, carnivorous plants, grotesque, horror, beg, begging, begging for food, table, tables, dinner table, dinner tables, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, mealtime, mealtimes, rule, rules, disobedience, botany, botanist, botanists, science fiction, sci-fi, strange, unusual
"I'm not a botanist, but offhand I'd say your son put a sunflower seed in his ear!"
"The scientists never stopped to ask if they should - only if they could."
"The transplant was successful, and he's resting comfortably in a bed on the south side of the hospital."
'It's a dogwood tree. I can tell by it's bark.'
The Nature Writer Writer.
If Newton was a Botanist...'Ah, ha, the stem of an apple is not permanently fixed to the tree.'
"I'm in herbs—celebrating the ancient link between women and plants."
Tags:party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, woman, women, plant, plants, herb, herbs, ancient, celebrating, link, links, relationship, relationships, connection, connections, academic, academics, environment, nature, gardening, gardener, gardeners, garden, gardens, botany, botanist, botanists, plant lady, plant ladies
"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"
Tags:plant, plants, sansevieria, sansevierias, hald-dead, dying, forgotten, forget, forgetful, care, caring, careless, carelessness, dead plant, dead plants, threat, threaten, threatens, threatening, threatened, scared, scary, scare, scares, corner, cornered, remember, put away, out of sight out of mind, out of sight, haunt, ghost of the past, gardener, gardeners, snake plant, snake plants, botany, botanist, botanists
"I'd like you to see a botanist. You exhibit many of the symptoms of Dutch elm disease."
Tags:doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, md, mds, gp, gps, general practitioner, general practitioners, diagnose, diagnosis, diagnoses, botany, botanist, botanists, dutch elm disease, symptom, symptoms, second opinion, second opinions, refer, referral, referrals, elm tree, elm trees, ded, fungi, fungus, elm, elms, tree disease, tree diseases, plant doctor, plant doctors
"Look—I appreciate your talking to me, and I know you mean well, but you're boring."
Tags:garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners, plant, plants, flower, flowers, talking to plants, raising plants, growing plants, growing flowers, raising flowers, greenhouse, greenhouses, botany, botanist, botanists, talking plant, talking plants, talking flower, talking flowers, watering, talking, conversation, conversations, boring, dull, well-meaning, appreciate, grateful, thankful
Survey result: the average American can identify fewer than ten plants.
Tags:pesticide, pesticides, pesticide use, overuse, overusing, overused, plant, plants, plant life, botanist, botanists, biology, biologist, biologists, biology teacher, biology teachers, environment, destruction, environmental destruction, garden, gardening, lawn, poison, nature, natural world, ignorance, pollution, biosphere, nature, live in harmony, living in harmony
Sunflowers wearing sunglasses
Tags:plant, plants, flower, flowers, garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners, sunflower, sunflowers, sunglasses, sunglasses, eye protection, fashion, style, photosynthesis, botany, botanist, botanists, biology, science, nature, visual gag, visual gags, visual joke, visual jokes, word play, wordplay
Deep Rough: A very varied family of plants up to five and more peet in height. Golfers can frequently be heard calling them by a wide variety of incorrect names.