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"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."
Tags:kohlrabi, gene, genes, gmo, gmos, g.m.o., g.m.o.s, genetic modification, genetically modified, genetically modified organism, genetically modified organisms, plant, plants, botanist, botanists, botany, organic, organic vegetable, organic vegetables, vegetable, vegetables, produce, human gene, human genes, clone, clones, cloning, biology, biological
The Last Flower
Tags:flower, flowers, environmentalism, environmentalist, environmentalists, nature, nature lover, nature lovers, communing with nature, pollution, pollute, pollutes, polluting, natural world, natural worlds, conservation, conserve, conserves, conserving, wildflower, wildflowers, botany, botanist, botanists, biology, biologist, biologists
"I brought the bougainvillea in from the greenhouse. It wasn't happy out there."
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, plant, plants, flower, flowers, garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners, greenhouse, greenhouses, happy, happiness, unhappy, annoyed, upset, bougainvillea, thorn, thorns, thorny, hobby, hobbies, botany, botanist, botanists, science, taking over
"I'm poison oak. I'm pretty sure I'm poison oak.... Or is that poison oak?"
Tags:poison oak, poison ivy, plant, plants, identification, id, iding, identifying, hike, hikes, hiking, hiker, hikers, botany, botanist, botanists, uncertain, uncertainty, woods, forest, walk, walks, walking, confused, confusion, toxic, poison, poisons, poisonous plant, poisonous plants, rash, rashes, identity crisis, identity crises, identity
Happy Hour at the Stamen & Pistil
'Hey, look! The subpeonies are in bloom!'
"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"
Tags:tree, trees, photosynthesis, expel, oxygen, breathe, breathing, breath, forest, forests, wood, woods, gross, perspective, yucky, o2, inhaling, inhale, perspectives, different, biologist, biologists, botanist, botanists, botany, plant, plants, plant life, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, grossout, grossing out, farts, gas, gases, gaseous
Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.
A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.
The Biosphere of Fred N. Jenkins: Flora, Fauna and the Media.
"You know very well you're not supposed to beg at the table."
Tags:pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, animal, animals, creature, creatures, monster, monsters, mutant, mutants, plant, plants, venus flytrap, venus flaytraps, carnivorous plant, carnivorous plants, grotesque, horror, beg, begging, begging for food, table, tables, dinner table, dinner tables, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, mealtime, mealtimes, rule, rules, disobedience, botany, botanist, botanists, science fiction, sci-fi, strange, unusual
"I'm not a botanist, but offhand I'd say your son put a sunflower seed in his ear!"
"The transplant was successful, and he's resting comfortably in a bed on the south side of the hospital."
"The scientists never stopped to ask if they should - only if they could."
'It's a dogwood tree. I can tell by it's bark.'
A woman waters her plants which include a spider plant, a tiny hydroelectric plant, a tiny coal burning plant, a tiny nuclear plant, and a philodendron.
If Newton was a Botanist...'Ah, ha, the stem of an apple is not permanently fixed to the tree.'
"I'm in herbs—celebrating the ancient link between women and plants."
Tags:party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, woman, women, plant, plants, herb, herbs, ancient, celebrating, link, links, relationship, relationships, connection, connections, academic, academics, environment, nature, gardening, gardener, gardeners, garden, gardens, botany, botanist, botanists, plant lady, plant ladies
"It's the porch plants - can they come in?"
"I'd like you to see a botanist. You exhibit many of the symptoms of Dutch elm disease."
Tags:doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, md, mds, gp, gps, general practitioner, general practitioners, diagnose, diagnosis, diagnoses, botany, botanist, botanists, dutch elm disease, symptom, symptoms, second opinion, second opinions, refer, referral, referrals, elm tree, elm trees, ded, fungi, fungus, elm, elms, tree disease, tree diseases, plant doctor, plant doctors
"Look—I appreciate your talking to me, and I know you mean well, but you're boring."
Tags:garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners, plant, plants, flower, flowers, talking to plants, raising plants, growing plants, growing flowers, raising flowers, greenhouse, greenhouses, botany, botanist, botanists, talking plant, talking plants, talking flower, talking flowers, watering, talking, conversation, conversations, boring, dull, well-meaning, appreciate, grateful, thankful
'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'
Sunflowers wearing sunglasses
Tags:plant, plants, flower, flowers, garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners, sunflower, sunflowers, sunglasses, sunglasses, eye protection, fashion, style, photosynthesis, botany, botanist, botanists, biology, science, nature, visual gag, visual gags, visual joke, visual jokes, word play, wordplay
'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'