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"There's a dog in Wisconsin that tells jokes."
Tags:pet, pets, dog, dogs, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, animal, animals, pet trick, pet tricks, dog trick, dog tricks, trick, tricks, smart, smart dog, smart dogs, smart pet, smart pets, intelligent, joke, jokes, telling jokes, leash, leashes, walk the dog, walking the dog, walkies, annoying, annoy, pest, pester, bother, bothersome, stare, staring, bath, baths, bathtub, bathtubs, bathroom, bathrooms, book, books, magazine, magazines
The Home Birth of Venus
Tags:the birth of venus, sandro botticelli, renaissance art, famous paintings, famous art, italian renaissance, art history, art historians, artists, artist, painter, painters, play on words, play on word, hallucination, hallucinations, sleep walking, sleep walker, middle of the night, vision, visions, venus, greek myths, greek mythology, god, gods, greek gods, inconvenience, inconvenient, in the way, bothersome, annoy, annoying, home birth, home birthing, home births
"If music be the food of love, shut up."
Tags:shakespeare, twelfth night, misquote, misquotation, misquotations, music, musician, musicians, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, irritation, irritations, guitar, guitarist, guitarists, food of love, shut up, stop, stopping, romance, romantic, seduction, seductions, seduce, seduces, seducing, unimpressed, unmoved, heathen, heathens, bothersome, nuisance, nuisances
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times—Hey! I'm taking to you! It was the best of times..."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, drunk, drunks, inebriated, intoxicated, book, books, a tale of two cities, charles dickens, quote, quotes, dickens, it was the best of times, it was the worst of times, literature, talkative, belligerent, annoying, bothersome
"You know it drives me crazy when you chew ice."
"Technically, it's not your time yet, but we were sick of your complaining."
Tags:death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, embodiment of death, death personified, spectre of death, thanatos, angel of death, your time, not your time, complaint, complaints, complaining, complainer, complainers, whiner, whiners, whining, sick of, sick of your complaints, sick of your whining, annoying, annoyed, sick, bothersome, tiresome, tiring, tired, sick and tired, technically, early death
"Providing the kind of service the customer is paying for could be a serious hassle."
Tags:businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, hassle, hassles, hassled, bother, bothersome, customer, customers, paying for, service, provider, providing, provide, strategy, strategies
Houseflies In Training
"He's fine as long as I take my medication."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, annoying, bothersome, irritating, drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, prescription, prescriptions, prescribed, medical, drug abuse, medicine abuse, prescription abuse, pharmaceutical abuse, healthcare, health care, pill, pills, tolerable, fine
"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."
Tags:unicorn, unicorns, myth, myths, mythology, legends, legendary, mythological creatures, mythological creature, horn, horns, stab, stabs, stabbing, stabbed, gores, gored, imaginary creatures, imaginary creature, fantasy, privacy, private, disturb, disturbs, do not disturb, bother, bothers, bothering, bothersome, annoy, annoys, seclude, secludes, secluding, seclusion, discoveries, discovery
"You know who's a big pain in the a*s? Europe."
Tags:united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, americans, government, governments, politics, politician, politicians, government official, government officials, diplomat, diplomats, diplomacy, president, presidents, general, generals, cabinet, cabinets, white house, europe, euopeans, european, pita, p.i.t.a., pain, pains, annoying, bothersome, pest, pests, problem, problems, trouble, troubles, issue, issues, foreign relations, international relations, foreign policy, international affairs, foreign affairs, frustration, disagreement, disagreements, irritation, annoyance, resentment, dissatisfaction, economy, economic policy, trade, foreign trade, international trade
'Bill, the cowboy's back.'
"It's 'She's driving me crazy and I'm not sure whom to turn to.' "
Emotional Support Pest
Tags:emotional, support, support pet, emotional support pet, therapy animal, therapy animals, pest, pests, pet, pest, therapy, therapeutic, fly, flies, bothersome, animal, animals, love, hug, hugs, health, mental, mental health, emotional health, psychology, psychologic, psychological, cope, coping, coping skill, skills, coping mechanism, coach, life, life coach, bug, bugs